The amazing Blind Bella

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    The world's smartest blind cat




    bethostern
    4 hours ago
    She may be blind, but she sure is clever.. #bellastern❤️
     
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    Did Bella weave that basket? That'd be pretty clever for a cat, blind or not.
     
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    Whats to the right of the basket along the base board?
    Are those phone jacks?
     
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    Retarded Beth is fascinated with Blind Bella Who Can't See.
     
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    Yes, Wiggy uses them to plug in his 14.4K modem. That way he can download the internet to his SIM card.
     
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    :dontknow:Sitting is fucking clever?
     
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    That cat can obviously see somewhat out of the right eye. So it's not blind.
     
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    The cat may be blind, but it can still hear. It hears Beth's mouth breathing and talons as they scrape against the hardwood and marble floors. No wonder it climbs onto the first thing it bumps into.
     
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    :haha:
     
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    the blind cat knows its a wig which makes her smarter than stuttering john
     
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    Blind Bella, who is blind and cannot see, uses her other senses, because she is blind, to climb and sit on things even though she cannot see what she's sitting on, because she is very blind! (Pay no attention to her good eye - she is blind, BLIND BELLA IS BLIND!!!!!!!!)
     
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    Why isn't Beth in the picture?
     
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    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    Someone might want to tell the Cat Whisperer that cats love to tear the shit out of wicker/rattan. :secret:
     
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    ISDN hook-ups
     
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    Beth is such a creep. Poor Not really totally Blind Bella....
     
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    "HE MAY BE UGLY, BUT HE SURE IS RICH!" #blankspacebetweentheears
     
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    I guess you didn't hear her the first time...

    bethostern
    2 hours ago
    She may be blind but she sure ain't dumb. #sittingonheatingvent#smartcookie#bella