The AVN awards are on Showtime tonight @ 11:30 EST

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  1. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Kinda slow tonight. Nothing on the tube. Lisa Lampanelli hosting so I'm gonna give it a shot.

    Any bets on who wins best anal-themed feature? Best Gonzo Release? Best all-girl feature?

    They need a best rape-themed feature.

    Where is Bro? He would appreciate this shit.

    :munch:
     
  2. Bro

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    If I had showtime I'd have out the bounty and lube.
     
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    i don't think i get that channel :shitfit:
     
  4. MONK

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    Charlie Wet Pants should win every award.
     
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    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    Best sound track.
     
  6. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    I hate Lisa L.
     
  7. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    She hates you.
     
  8. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Multi-Platinum it is.
     
  9. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    I'm cool with that.
     
  10. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    She's funny. Your not.

    Thanks fer yer cawl.
     
  11. nazdrowie

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    i can't watch the AVN's, but i discovered that I can subscribe to Howard TV for the low price of $16.95/month :facepalm:
     
  12. MONK

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    It's AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING, I'm sure.
     
  13. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    She thinks she's funny too, laughs at all her own jokes.
     
  14. MONK

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    Just started. Dave Navarro is a fucking homo.

    OMFG, Gauge is there. :hubba:
     
  15. MONK

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    Sunny Leone. This bitch is smokin'!

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  16. MONK

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    Lampanelli with an Artie call out!

    She said if her and Ron Jeremy were to fuck the movie would be titled "Too Fat to Fuck". :cheer: :jj:
     
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    i need to know which starlet wins the award for Best Double Anal, please keep us abreast :munch:
     
  18. MONK

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    Lampanelli is a funny bitch.

    Fuck what anyone says. She is cut out for this.
     
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    Love her.
     
  20. MONK

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    Lupe presenting the "Best Oral Sex Scene"

    Pooosie Macheeeene!!!! Woo Hoo!!

    :cheer2: