Discussion in 'The Bar' started by dawg, Jul 7, 2014.
You guys are almost at 5 million posts in here! How do you feel?
naked and afraid
it's pretty warm and humid out so kinda gross
considering that over 1% of those posts are mine, pretty fucking depressed
You are good at math, so there is that.
light and refreshed
Dirty. Like I've seen things I can't unsee. Mostly because of Naz though.
and you're bad at grammar
.00000001 of 1% are mine
1/3 contain the words carbon, webon, faggot, xxxxxx, dried up, schmoopy sucks, how do my balls taste, a hamburger pic and assorted coffee smiles .
there you go throwing me under the van* again
* - phrase created by Naz Enterprises
It burns when I pee
I have a dirty colon and I peeled some skin off my foot. But ok otherwise.
I could have mastered an instrument or another language in the time combined that I've spent here.
Hold me, Dawg, hold me.
My fingers are tired.
You are a low down rotten dirty scoundrel. I'm contacting Mlaw for copyright infringement. Your ass is grass, Mister.
I didn't know they could stack shit that high
Not a fan of punctuation?
Step into my van, Pheelios.