Stern Show The barber told me I'm going bald yesterday

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  1. Ganggreen87

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    My barber said I was going bald and offered tips yesterday on how to cut my hair to hide the bald spots better
    I'll be fifty next year, didn't know whether to be bummed out or appreciative she offered to help. I was at Super Cuts, the place strippers go to die, and there was a lot of hot women cutting hair, kinda of low point. 25 years ago I probably could of asked any of the chicks out, now they pity me.

    So next time should I try the hide approach or just start cutting it shorter?

    Howard related becaus he is bald
     
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    Did you kick his ass?
     
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    Was she short, fat, bleach-blond short cut and attracted to black guys? That's a true stylist.
     
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    I'm so sorry for your loss.
     
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    Yes and she had three kids with two dads
     
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    I go to Great Clips where they have a 200 lb. minimum weight to work there and tip them $.50 for every time I can feel those fluffy breasts rub against me. usually about $15.
     
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    Go nearly bald - the Vin Deisel look :dontknow:
     
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    My first exposure to big tittays rubbing against me was my dental hygenist. I was like 11 or 12.
     
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    Ask her to get you a nice wig next time you see her.
    I'm sure nobody will notice when you start wearing it.
     
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    Many years back when I was young and used to hang out in dump bars, thinking I'd meet chicks, I would talk to this one guy who always seemed to be there. He told me how he went to a place to get his hair cut that was all Asian chicks. I was wondering why, because I honestly don't think I've ever seen an Asian hairdresser. He goes on to tell me it's a topless haircutting place. Then tells me how if he hands the chick an extra couple of $20s she stops cutting his hair and blows him. Months later I run into him again at the same bar and he tells me how the place was raided, so now he can't get his blowjob on anymore. Sounded like a pretty good racket up until the raid.
     
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    Youre almost 50 and going bald. Consider yourself lucky. Mark Mayo said he went bald at a young age.
     
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    Didnt notice it yourself:rolleyes:
     
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    Get some of that propecia from India like sal does
     
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    sorry to hear that dude. the company that comes up with the fix will be able to own small countries.


    this morning, my barber told me i still had a good head of hair! :woot:
    :dance:
    :yay:
     
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    You need to buy a fake wig and say you were blessed with good genes from grandpa Sol

    Or start buying Rogaine
     
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