The Bar's Summary Of 8-28-13 **(Moopy's New Lac Edition)**

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  1. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Today in the Bar:

    Benzedrex's favorite client Schmoop has gotten himself a ride that would make any child of the ghetto proud a 2013 Cadillac ATS 2.0 Turbo. It even came with a complimentary Ipad. (Congrats Moop :beer:)
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    The Bar gave Moop new car tips.

    Hockygirl made her man a pepperoni, green olives and mushroom calzone this morning for him to take for lunch but wait there's more! The Bar's favorite mod received a call from her hubby and he demanded an orange julius for him and his coworker and in a true show of girl power she brought him a strawberry shake and said quietly "and what are YOU gonna do about it?" (You go guurl!)

    A story of a heinous crime involving a 92 year old woman was posted and was assumed that a black kid killed her after raping her but fortunately she lived and justice prevailed and he went to jail and is now being tried as an adult.

    B-More Mike only likes white chicks even tho he lives in a predominantly black city.

    I posted a link to a podcast to help posters get thru their commute or their day at work.

    KOC went to his favorite Chinese restaurant and overate

    GP2 is once again down in the dumps and The Chriza suggests he should just go ahead and kill himself

    TMZ reported that Hell's Kitchen winner Ja'Nel Witt was denied employment due to failed drug test from alleged cocaine usage

    DBD wonders everyone's opinion on Hyper V versus VMware on Windows 8 but not many people was able to help him.

    Today is The Chriza's Friday and he may not be back posting until Tuesday. He also had homemade burger with lettuce, onions, mustard, and avocado made by no one other than Ms. Chriza

    Teeney gets free spa treatments somehow. I'm thinking it's because of------------->:bjmimic:

    Lawsy is training for some sort of a marathon run

    Naz says he does NOT wear shit kickers and I applaud him

    The Gas Face informed us that Johnny Manzel is benched for the first half against Rice this weekend as punishment for NCAA rules violation.

    A pic of Moopy with 3 championship belts was posted:
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  2. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I want to fuck your droopy yellow tits.
     
  6. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    My tits dont droop you drunken fool!
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    A total old mans car. Fuck that shit!
     
  10. hockeygrl

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    Thanks for the summary, blizzblizz.
     
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    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Shut it, you droopy yellow titted fool! :cuss:
     
  12. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Fuck you!
    Steroid abusing mama luke!
     
  13. DrivenByDemons

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    I like schmoopys car :dontknow:
     
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    I do too I dunno why all the commotion
     
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    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    this