The Bar's Summary Of 8-30-13

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  1. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Today in the bar:

    Napo's still fighting the powers that be and I have a feeling a smilie will be murked again soon

    Gridman got a new Sony camera and I have a feeling he will be modeling FTM like Howard does Beth or post her dead body on Facebook like that one guy did

    JJDealer has 2 kids off to school and is ready to relocate and has $890,000 to burn and has perfected the art of egg making

    I tried to help posters make some side cash on a Fantasy Football gimmick

    Basketcase tried to give me her credit card info

    Lawsey is going to see GA Tech play this weekend :woot:

    Avery posts a pic of Robin Thicke sticking his finger in his wife's stink hole

    Shits about to get real in Syria and Moopy blames the Libtards

    Teeney has the bubble guts but I'm pretty sure she's pregnant from the guy that hooks her up with free spa treatments

    Naz mention :naz:

    Zeit shares a story of jerking a guy off and letting him blast one on his stomach but insists that a couch isnt the way to go in that situation

    Budbudah almost died doing something called a buttwater

    Geo went on a bike ride in 102 degree weather (white people problems)

    B-More Mike wonders why he is loved so much

    Brules had to take over Examine and Rank duties because Goat Cabin was MIA (I hope he is safe and warm)

    Pauley Walnuts apologized to Mr. Warmth for alerting on him

    Gilaet got a 7 month old 50 pound lab/husky mix named Axl and it's just a matter of time before they are both faded together on the sofa

    Everyone seemed to miss The Chriza in his absence

    TOOTH congratulates Mark and Kel on their relationship but thinks it wont last

    Atomic Wedgie posted pics of a "gook" getting murked

    Fantasy Football strategies were discussed

    :toptip:
     
  2. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    that wasn't his wife :fail:
     
  3. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    :facepalm:
     
  4. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Busy day
     
  5. Markijuano

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    This is my new favourite running thread
     
  6. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    You forgot to mention zeit is a faggot
     
  7. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    The night is young, but nonetheless keep up the good work Blizz! I like these down and dirty rundowns.
     
  8. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Zeit shares a story of jerking a guy off and letting him blast one on his stomach but insists that a couch isnt the way to go in that situation


    ‚Äč^^ Kind of a givin Id say
     
  9. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    I'm here to observe not judge
     
  10. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member

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    You didn't mention Schmoopy wanting me in his trunk.
     
  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Lawsy :fail:
     
  12. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Don't need you to judge...just report the facts

    PUSSY STICK!!
     
  13. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Sorry Babs I missed it
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Your old stank ass will kill the new car smell. I'll be stealing a car tomorrow morning with a little trunk so I can dismember you.:)
     
  15. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Go inhale the exhaust of your Caddy in an enclosed place TIA
     
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    Babs Well-Known Member

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    That New car smell lasted til you drove it home, smokey.
     
  17. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I am currently contacting Maury Povich to find out who my baby's daddy could possibly be. it probably will be a two part episode. I am also contacting my attorney to sue DB for this false story thank you :hat:
     
  18. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    lulz
     
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    Babs Well-Known Member

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    Its ok, you do good work :hug:
     
  20. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    thanks