The Bar's Summary Of 9-30-13

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  1. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Today in the bar:

    Bidness seemed slow in the bar for a Monday with many spinoffs of the words grunting, punting, stunting, bunting and gunting. (I bet this made Clutch livid to the point of anxiety attack)

    Chriza hasn't revised his lineup this week in our fantasy football league and it led to his dismissal today and I'm not sure if we are ever gonna find someone to take that team atleast a little serious for the rest of the season. Jaw Belize, B-More Mike and Chriza has already owned that team and it's only week 4.\

    Not many people here seems interested in Artie Lange's book release in October.

    Fun Fact: As I'm doing this list I'm listening to System of a Down-Psycho and it makes me feel like I'm on some kind of speed.

    Speaking of drug usage a few theories have been thrown out there about Schmoop's absence even the possibility of a large dildo getting lodged in his anal cavity and a car wreck as well. It seems as if he's back on the over the counter version of meth Benzedrex. (Hope all is well buddy)

    Today is Nazdrowie's birfday so I hope he had a terrific day :naz:

    Some were angry that Sipawitz was posting spoiler of Breaking Bad in thread titles last nite.

    The Chriza recapped his weekend of gut stuffing activities dashed with some shoe shopping and talks on his disinterest in ever hunting.

    This was my favorite post of the day:
    Tigger Please is having troubles with an intrusive Facebook friend and wonders how she can become invisible without being rude to the asshole friend.

    Gare reminisces of 4-21-11 the alleged day he lost his virginity stating that on this day he composed a Spotify playlist of relaxing music and watched a movie with his date and nearing the end of the movie they had the most awkward sex ever. This would go on to be the best thread of the day IMO
    http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread.php/88161-I-know-the-exact-date-I-lost-my-virginity

    GaryPage2 boot knocking playlist:
    311 – Speak Easy
    Len – Steal My Sunshine - Single Version
    311 – Amber
    Seals & Crofts – Summer Breeze
    Ziggy Marley – Drive
    Seal – Kiss From A Rose :spit:
    Paramore – When It Rains
    Paramore – My Heart
    Paramore – Misery Business
    Paramore – Brick By Boring Brick
    Paramore – That's What You Get
    Paramore – Emergency
    Paramore – Stop This Song - Bonus Version
    Paramore – crushcrushcrush
    Blues Traveler – Hook
    Paramore – Playing God
    Paramore – Turn It Off

    B-More Mike wishes he had a friend he could depend on here. (Baltimore hustlers need love too)

    Tonmorrow is Billy Brown's birfday

    Mack learns he is a English/German with a bit of Portuguese and a dash of towel head

    :toptip:
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Funny quote :jj:
     
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    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    Love these threads!
     
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    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Iroth мудак

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    I think to summarize something the source material should actually be interesting.

    You should also provide more links.
     
  8. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    what the f happened to that fagit mario?

    just because he's working he can't post
     
  9. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    well help me do so and post something interesting
     
  10. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    what kind of post is this? ^ :scratch:
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I am a cool dude in a cool mood
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    :cool:
     
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    Keep up the good work baw.
     
  14. wicked smaaaht

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    Patriots won....fuck off fag

    love YOU
     
  15. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I'm an attention whore. How can I make sure to get on the daily summary tomorrow?
     
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    show tits
     
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    didnt bump pats thread because i knew someone would ruin my bb experience

    watched bb after game,,,bump pats next week
     
  18. Double Blizz

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    Thanks baw
    Is you bi-polar tho
    Post boobs.
    That never fails
     
  19. wicked smaaaht

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    I was at work....I was thinking about ya
     
  20. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    This thread is retarded