The Beast of the Bronx: Three-foot rat 'found in New York City shoe shop'

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  1. nickthedick2

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    t may be the size of a small dog, but this is not the sort of creature many of us would fancy petting.
    What appears to be a giant rat was allegedly found dead in a Foot Locker shoe shop in the Bronx, New York.
    Scooped on a shovel in the Fordham store's stockroom, the massive brown and white rodent measures around three feet.
     
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    Too bad its dead...would've made a great pet for a hipster.
     
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    looks like a male rat.
     
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    Nice
     
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    Bigger balls than mine.
     
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    Looks like a nutria. Somebody must've brought one up from Louisiana. :coffee:
     
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    Look at all of that negative rep. :depressed:
     
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    You're probably right, actually. Nutria are huge.
     
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    Not a rat :coffee:
     
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    nickthedick2 New Member Banned User

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    i am not gonna argue with felix on this
     
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    Beth could have rescued it and made a YouTube video.
     
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    this whole family's full of rats... :D

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    This just in...

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    Richard this is your dad"
     
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    Awwwww, c'mon.




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    niggas at foot locker don't fuck around.
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    :lol:


    Looks like Apple, Leon, Bianca, and Walter are getting a new brother!

    (your second hilarious shop of the day :hat: )
     
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    The dead rat is more interesting than that mare will ever be. :coffee: