The Beff has a smelly vagina theory

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  1. chapped

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    Bitch is always wearing hats to hide the fact she is too lazy to have her roots touched up..

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    So common comical sense would dictate she is too lazy to wash her vagina on a regular basis

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    I see no flaws in that logic. Five star thread.
     
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    doesn't it take 5 baths a day?
     
  4. monsoon

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    I actually believe the transgendered moooose doesn't have a functioning vag...it's got a hole and some balls..
    and probably a mini peeeeeenis where other things should be...
    It's parents were confused but wanted a girl...so that's what they raised it as....

    Think about it..mooose has the following..

    male jawline
    huge feet
    incredibly flatchested
    large hands
    masculine features
    huge mouth
    huge teeth
    does not have a clue how to act like a girl..always over the top
    It's probably 70% male...

    It's a quite the liar and has no problem with it...

    f-mutt
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    But whatever Beef has, it still smells bad right?;) Much like with his early, constant, over-the-top displays of uber masculinity, Wiggy never shut up about Beef's adorable and squeaky clean "pussy". Methinks Wiggy doth protest too much. He's gay ( I know, not news ) and Beef, as you say, has a hatchet wound - a smelly one.
     
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    Hi Jayla.
     
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    But she takes 3 or 4 bath a day? :dontknow:
     
  8. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Seems legit
     
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    Right. She can't get the stench out. ( or Wiggy was LYING )
     
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    :haha:
     
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    :spit:

    This thread just keeps on delivering!
     
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    :lmao:

    I know you hate that term.
     
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    I'm disappointed! No asking for the boobs?
     
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    she is trying to clean a crime scene with an onion
     
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    No she is always posting pictures of herself taking baths. It has been my experience that girls that like to take baths have nice smelling vaginas.
     
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    so you have personal experience smelling Arab cum rags?
     
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    No but I have watched many a broad drop my load on the floor running to the bathroom and I am sure the camel jockey goo is gone from her by now.
     
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    No argument here. Plus, she bathes herself in cat.
     
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  19. sarnie

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    excellent synopsis..should be posted at the other place where only the pussies play :coffee:
     
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    right after throwing up breakfast, lunch and dinner
     
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