Entertainment The Best Film Monologue is from Glengarry Glen Ross

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by sour, Jul 15, 2016.

  1. sour

    sour Well-Known Member

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    PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN. ABC Always Be Closing. First prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Hit the bricks.

     
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    Let's talk about something important ....
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    And Alec Baldwin was born to play that role. No one else could have done it better, no one! :horns2:
     
  4. sour

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    A I D A. A. Do I have your attention? I. Are you interested? I kn ow you are because it's fuck or walk. D. Have you made your decision for Christ? AND A.CTION. A guy don't walk on the lot lest he want's to buy.
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Apparently you haven't seen a young John Goidman ream his Alpha Betas after losing the homecoming carnival to the underdog Tri Lams.
     
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    What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole? You're fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot.
     
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    Who told you that you could work with men?
     
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    To me this is Baldwin at his finest.....

     
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    What you're hired for is to help us. Does that seem clear to you? To help us...not fuck us up. To help men who are going out there to try to earn a living, you fairy. You company man.
     
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    (around the 1.40 mark) "Over and over and over again....."

    I want you to go to jail for this!
     
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    Alec is a douche - but that mfer can act.
     
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    Becase here, pal, it's fuck or walk.

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