The best thing about not listening to the Stern Show anymore...

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  1. Lster

    Lster Well-Known Member VIP

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    is not hearing that Berry Faced Faggot Ralph. I should have jumped ship when Howard increasingly put him on to draw out the show.
     
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    Thank god for the archives
     
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    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    Listening to some old ETM clips, and Ralph is just unbearable.
     
  4. jimmyv

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    He's hardly ever on these days.
     
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    the best thing about not listening to the stern show is not listening to the stern show :backlol2:
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    The best part about not listening to THSS is realizing how many other avenues for entertainment are out there for free. Either through podcasts or through local AM radio. :coffee:
     
  7. Quite Frankly

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    Yeah, Howard's boyfriend got his designer feathers all ruffled when Sugar Daddy neutered his Geek show.

    Now, Ralph is all pouty and refuses to call in to Daddy's show to provide his entertaining wit and strong opinions.
     
  8. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Even Ralph can't listen to that shit show anymore.
     
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    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    Was Geek Time canceled?
     
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    :artiejj:

    Oh man, you win one free fucking internet for that comment, that was some good shit.

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    :lol:
     
  12. John Walker

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    This isn't funny, guys. The guy died from AIDS complications recently. There needs to be a little decency around here. I'm all for laughing it up, but this thread has gone a little far.
     
  13. Quite Frankly

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    You got any coupons for gorgeous Mexican whores? I think GP and I could roadtrip...we might not both make it back alive, but that would be a hell of a way to go.

    On my headstone "Butchered by a Los Zetas pimp while engaged in coitus with a troubled young woman"
     
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    The best thing about not listening to the show anymore is the lack of gnashing my teeth and angry expecting the show to be entertaining the way it once was, back in the 90s and early 00's. When you wouldn't want to miss a second of the show, when you'd sit through fucking TWENTY-minute long commercial breaks.

    The show used to be so great. What the fuck happened? It turned to shit and became unlistenable. It was a relief to throw my Space Radio away.
     
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    I see your problem right here.
     
  16. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    My eyes aren't sore from all the rolling.........
     
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    Only time Ralph made me laugh is when Artie called him out for stealing tip money. Listening to Ralph and Howard squirm was great. Artie's best line to Howard "are you seriously going to sit there and pretend you don't remember this happening" about an incident on the private jet. Howard had the flop sweat. Desperately trying to pretend he didn't know Ralph was clearly a piece of shit thief.
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    On the plane he lifted a C-note from the pot when thought no one was looking......He then stole the tip off of the table at Nobu... Again when he thought no one was observing.....I remember that show....Ralphiecakes had it coming because like the cocksucking prison bitch he is, He would always call in to pile on Artie when Hamptons and the tub of black goo Ophelia would harp on our Artie about his weight or addictions....
    That berryfaced faggot got his that day when Artie had enough of his anus licking faggotry and let the truth be known about Hamptons "Special" Belly shaving buddy.....What man on the fucking planet can't shave his own stomach?
     
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    Exactly.

    Since then I have discovered O&A and numerous podcasts.

    Think how awful and jarring it would be if the Stern show was firing on all cylanders only to abrubtly end
     
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    I have an mp3 clip pack of Howard bashing Booey, it's huge, it starts when Booey first gets hired, all the way up till modern times. It's so entertaining, it's almost every time Howard slams him, chronologically. I have dropbox storage if anyone wants to check it out.