The Beth Calendar Thread 2.0

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  1. eliasbboy

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    My calendar came!!! I don't think it's truly possible to appreciate just how shitty this thing is until you've seen it in person.:rofl:

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    I have the hi-res pics (which I'll post here), I've stared at them while photoshopping them, but I was still amazed and brought to serious laughter as every page turned.

    I don't know if it's the glossy finish, or just the ability to hold it in your hand, but seeing it in person is amaaaaaazing. It's fucking TERRIBLE!!! If I hadn't bought it as a goof, I truly think I'd send it back.:jj:
     
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    The level of fuckery and awfulness in this picture cannot be explained. If suck were people, it would be China.

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    For the benefit of anyone that missed the SFN thread that was shit-canned, I'll post the hi res versions first, then some of the photoshops that highlight the truly shameful photoshop work by Howard.

    Keep in mind, MANY MANY people saw these photos before they went to press, yet no one tried, or was successful at drawing Howard's attention to the glaring mistakes.

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    You actually paid for the calendar? I'm not sure if I should applaud or insult you for being so dedicated. :nutz:
     
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    One of my personal faaavorite screwups is the two faced dog.:jj: Howard is haaaarible at the clone tool.

    For those that don't know, the clone tool "paints" with selected areas of the picture, cloning them onto other parts. For example, if you had a picture of a beautiful white beach and later noticed an empty beer can, you could use the clone tool to paint over the can with some clean sand.

    Howard, please remember, less is more. You gave this poor puppy 2 cheeks on one side.

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    At first glance, you might think these are two photos of Beth wearing two different dresses.

    You would be wrong.

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    The dress is orange, and Howard attempted to color it green in the second photo. Unfortunately, Howard neglected to color the dress on her shoulder and under her hair.:facepalm:


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    This is the brush stern used to airbrush those photos.

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    Now I know why the site is crashing.... you are posting big sized gifs!!! Alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Here we have part of an arm that was forgotten about. The filter used to lighten the rest of Beth's skin never got applied.

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    I haven't even STARTED with the ifs.:jj: I'm just warming up!
     
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    :jj:
     
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    :jerk:
     
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    Seriously, it just keeps getting worse. :jj:

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    I'd give you mad rep for this thread but Dawg is taking it away. :bigcry:
     
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