My calendar came!!! I don't think it's truly possible to appreciate just how shitty this thing is until you've seen it in person. I have the hi-res pics (which I'll post here), I've stared at them while photoshopping them, but I was still amazed and brought to serious laughter as every page turned. I don't know if it's the glossy finish, or just the ability to hold it in your hand, but seeing it in person is amaaaaaazing. It's fucking TERRIBLE!!! If I hadn't bought it as a goof, I truly think I'd send it back.