The Beth "stolen phone" story

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  1. Horff

    Horff Well-Known Member

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    According to Howard, Beth lost her phone on the street, some guy immediately picked it up, and Beth's hairdresser tracked down the surveillance video and then a police officer canvassed the neighborhood and found the criminal and put him in jail.

    There is no way these stores just handed their surveillance tapes over to some hairdresser. As a lawyer I spend a lot of time trying to track down surveillance videos of accidents and nobody has ever just given me their video. We need subpoenas and/or depositions, even in cases where the owner of the videos had no liability in the case. They just don't want to hand them over. I've even had a hard time getting videos from my own clients. But yet some ditzy half-wit strolls into a few stores in NYC and says "I think my friend may have lost her phone and it might be on your videos?" and they just hand them over. Yeah right.

    I'm sure the first thing they did was call a private investigator and a lawyer to track down that phone. The PI probably located the criminal and called the police. I also find it hard to believe he is in jail for stealing a phone that fell on the street that he turned over immediately.
     
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    this is the first i hear of this
     
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    haha
     
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    someone here who lives in NYC should stop in at 10 stores and try the same story on them and see if they cooperate. I bet it'll be 0/10
     
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    Never happened.

    The NYPD would rape Wigman with a plunger if he ever made the request to find his stupid wife's lost phone
     
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    It's pretty obvious that she's going to do talk show interviews for her new stupid book and she needs a story to tell while her hands flail all over the place.
     
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    :secret: The phone was never lost This is the cover story for beth's nudes to be leaked. She's dying to be seen naked but couldnt risk the hampton's scandal. Now she'll be an innocent victim like the A-list women she so desperately wants to be a part of.
     
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    Just put on a funny jew hat and they will help you.

    (BTW. I live in Thailand and had a break into my room a couple of days ago. Went to the police. They told me to go around and grab all CTV footage and bring it to them. At least here its just ask for the tapes since the cops don't want to leave their desks unless they can get tea-money. )
     
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    Was the phone lost before or after beff dropped her bag of dicks? :coffee:
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    The show's host should release moths right before she sits down. Those flailing hands will clear the room.

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    Never happened. By the time the hairdresser got the tapes, watched them, gave them to the police, and they nab the guy and get the phone back to Beth, had to be 8 hours minimum. There has never been an 8 hour lapse in her retarded kitten picts and selfies on Instagram has there?

    More likely, somebody found the phone (it's not password protected, Beth is too dumb remember the password) and looked at the pictures. Based on the photos, he assumed it belonged to an 12 year girl, felt sorry for her and turned it in to the police.
     
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    It's damage control - Beth is in jeopardy of her photos being leaked.

    My evidence :
    -Beth is self absorbed and 100% has selfies on her phone. Prob naked ones . Phone wasn't stolen - her cloud was hacked
    -Beth is an idiot, and likely has an easily guessed password (Bianca1234, password1234).

    However - Beth is not a celebrity, and no one would probably really care.
     
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    My guess is her computer of Icould was hacked and her nude selfies might leak. The cover story is that her phone was stolen. The thing is no one cares about seeing an unfamous horse naked.
     
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    I just said the same thing before reading your post :pissed:

    at least mine was funny :dadance:
     
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    Wow... speechless.
     
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    Oh, and I don't believe for one second that her phone was lost and some dude is IN JAIL already for it.

    Howard talks like some 95 year old, rocking in a chair.. "yeep... that bad man is in jail now, where he should be....for stealing Beff's phone.." such bullshit.
     
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  18. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    If she lost the phone, why is the guy who picked it up a 'criminal'? I do hope its a cover story for soon-to-be leaked nude photos of the Ammmmmazing one, for no other reason than I can only imagine the photoshops that will be posted here of them.
     
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    No one in the Stern friendly media touched this obvious pack of lies.
    Howard is a serial liar.
     
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  20. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Meanwhile, this is the same guy that when a homeless guy attacked his woman, he ran into the car, locked the doors and cowered like the enormous pussy he is.