The big secret of the HS shit show

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  1. NyMarkNy

    NyMarkNy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Howard isnt comfortable speaking about it hahaha. The big reveal is that some fucking tranny off the street is a major writer. Howard also tries to make it seem like its about her coming to the birthday show (trying to deflect the faggot), but Benjy keeps saying its not about the show but about her writing status on the show.

    You would think Benjy had revealed Howard wears a wig with how crazy everyone got.
     
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    EvolvedMarbles Well-Known Member

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    Benjy just wants her to be respected by the HSS doorman.
     
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    Its just funny that Howard, master deflector, is trying to make it that Benjy is mad about her not having a ticket to the birthday show when of course everyone and their mother had a ticket because who the fuck wanted to attend?

    Also Howard mentioned that Benjy didnt need to reveal what shes doing. Reveal? So of course Howard knows its something people would hate to know is going on behind the scenes.
     
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    I don't get it. Elisa is a writer, like a real writer on the show? And Wiggy wants to keep that a secret?
     
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    I think I read somewhere that tranny is now asking for her pic to be places on hs.com in the "writers" section.

    :haha:
     
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    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

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    When did Bradley Cooper lose all his hair, get 3 chins, mongoloid ear lobes, children-sized teeth with spaces in between all of them, and a blotchy sweating problem?
     
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    Howard is being a deceptive pussy but Gary is the real asshole.

    What's the big deal that Benjy's girlfriend is a writer for the show?

    They have no problem with the fact that basically everyone one on the show is a former fan/caller
     
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    They lost their minds over Jordana writing for the show. But she does, doesn't she?
     
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    I'm puzzled -Benjy's girlfriend is a tranny?
    Me no understand.
     
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    The phrase Wiggy uses tells us how mentally ill he is.
    "I decide what the listeners will hear" shows his need to control and have power over the "civilians". The wigster decides what he will broadcast, the individual decides what they want to hear. All the money he made came with a heavy price. Destroyed family, gold digging bimbo, closeted gay lifestyle, cat rescue, bullshit surgery( cause plastic never looks that bad), delusions of fooling everyone with crazy fright wig
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    So much of benjy... Benjy,benjy,benjy :confused:
     
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    penis tuck?
     
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    She is 100% a writer and now with this fake fingering bit, Howard was backed into a corner because im assuming Benjy assumed that if he plays along (given the heckling he would get from fucking morons who think its real) he demanded Elisa be listed as a writer for the show.

    When Benjy passed Howard the note he probably did so spontaneously knowing that if he didnt go through with the bit or outed how it was fake, it would embarrass the shit out of Howard. Benjy was actually very smart to make it a last minute thing to demand Elisa is listed as a writer because the show was backed into a corner. That said she fucking sucks, looks like a dude, and the HS show is utter garbage.
     
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    Probably Benjy's greatest show moment....... "Pull me Gary......... pull my cock!!!!" :D

    Gary is the worst on the show......
     
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    Well, they went from former interns (Benjy) to callers (Sal, Richard, Shuli) and now they have girlfriends of the staff as comedy writers. As a guy who tries to pretend he is still a major deal in entertainment, that is fucking embarrassing.
     
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    Yeah, that makes sense.
     
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    TROOF! Benjy has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
     
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    That's a man baby!

    Look at the shadow from the adam's apple!
     
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    Elisa wrote "Sal was a turtle in previous lifetime" bit.
     
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