The biggest asshole in Texas

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  1. Shithead

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    Ink stink: Texas man's face tattoo of baby son annoys his friends
    BY David Harding
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Sunday, April 26, 2015, 2:06 PM
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    Professor Quirrell being possessed by Lord Voldemort? No, just Texas man Christian Sechrist with his baby's face tattooed onto his.
    There's no doubting this Texas man loves his baby.

    Christian Sechrist has a tattoo of his infant son, Perseus, on his face, reports the Metro.

    Posting the result on Facebook, the 20-year-old seemed pleased with the finished ink: "Thanks Cody Gibbs for doing awesome work on me! Looks just like my son."

    What his son will make of it in a few years' time is anybody's guess.

    Sechrist has several other tattoos on his face and head.
    Sechrist's friends were less impressed, asking how he will "get a real f---ing job to support your son with a tattoo on your face."

    However, it is not the first body modification on his face.

    Other Facebook pics show Sechrist with a huge skull tattooed on his mug.
     
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    Just think some girl let him enter her and drop a load

    Poor Gary Puppet can't get a rub and tug
     
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    First time i've felt the urge to punch an infant.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    This may change my mind about that job opening we have in Management.
     
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    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    I was expecting another George Bush thread.
     
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    Howard related because.................Howard wants a man on his face?
     
  8. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I wan to see the other tats on his face
     
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    Texas has now stepped up to challenge Canada
    it's ryan lever vs some guy with Christ in his first and last name
    Christ Christ may be stranger than the tattoo to be honest
     
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    it looks like his son is burning in hell, on his face. well done :thumbup2:
     
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    When I first glanced at his name, I read it as Christian Scientist, not Seachrist. Then I re-read it as "Hey Lookatme".
     
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    That's a butt ugly kid...........
     
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    Snotty Crunchy guy living in a creamy world...... VIP

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    *FIXED*
     
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    People who get tattoos like that want us to think that their kids must really mean a lot to them. Truth is, they don't.
     
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    Snotty Crunchy guy living in a creamy world...... VIP

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    Dude......It's that generation of "Everybody gets a trophy cause your all WINNERS!!" That women and fags have foisted on society.......They have come of age.....And the results are going to horrific.........I'm just gonna' kick back and enjoy the show, And wait for the mooooooooslims to take over.........
     
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    Fair play, the canvas/DNA donator wasn't much help to the poor kid. The tattoo is a great idea.....if the kid stays 1 year old forever.
     
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    I thought Glenn Beck
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    wtf??? I change my mind :eek::confused::rolleyes: