The Bikini Basketball League

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  1. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    "It was only a matter of time before human evolution brought us to this: women in bikinis, playing basketball in an organized league. The Bikini Basketball League has been around in concept since 2011, but there have been no games as of yet — even though there are seven set franchises in six cities. According to the league’s Twitter account, you’ve got your Chicago Desire, Orlando LadyCats, Miami Spice, Los Angeles Ice, New York Knockouts, Hollywood Hotties and Atlanta Fleet Angels.Considering the success of the Lingerie Football league (success being defined as rapid expansion in the U.S. and, excuse me, abroad), it’s no wonder that someone would try a league with hot girls playing basketball. And hey, the next Bikini Basketball League star could be you!"

    Will fans flock to see Amazon black women in bikinis?? Or will this be hot white chicks with the final score being 8-4??
     
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    awesome
     
  3. Mur

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    No Flint Tropics??? :depressed:

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    I think I'll skip out on the season tickets :wtf:

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    Not bad pics from the twitter link, but these are probably the hot ones.
     
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    They're all mocha :nocheer:
     
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    moose knuckle

    also, the WNBA should revise their uniforms accordingly
     
  10. BrulesRules

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    There will be a merger..nobody watches the WNBA anyways
     
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    This one is almost white.

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    someone needs to tell her that ear plugs belong in your ears not your belly button.
     
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    white panties does not a mocha vanilla make :no:
     
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    she could be a descendant of Thomas Jefferson.
     
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    best new sport to come along in a long time!
     
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    I would think there would be frequent chafing injuries in this league
     
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    Cocoa Butter
     
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    all this NFL mess made Lingerie Football more popular :yay:
     
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    Maybe I can play :c
     
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    you are tall right?