WTF The Birth In A Creek Movie Is The New Rick Rolled (VIDEO)

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  1. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    From wwtdd.com...


    Some crunchy Australian chick who doesn't understand that having tons of children is bad for the planet even if you birth them organically in rain forests, filmed herself dropping her latest newborn in a creek in the Daintree Rainforest. She claims she picked this particular tributary because the water is the purest she's ever tasted. The people who drank the same water mixed with her non-permitted afterbirth might've Yelped a different review.

    This video isn't for everyone, or for anyone not obsessed with midwifing and childbirth and crowning babies and bloody vaginas. Yet it's now been viewed 57 million times. The Two Girls, One Cup actors agreed to participate on camera. This baby wasn't given a choice. Instruct the kids to sample shoreline mushrooms to see which go best with placenta. You can thank dad all you want for being supportive. No man should condone this. Stop building that fucking birthing dam and get your woman to a reasonably modern medical facility.
     
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    She used a rubber yoga mat and a bath tub, neither of which are found in nature. Cheating cunt.
     
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    I hope the river's nickname is "zika creek".
     
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  5. wife is a whore

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    Crazy bitch. Kid prolly gonna be home schooled too, that way the crazy is ingrained in it.
     
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    Someone twat this to Howard's spawn

    Guaranteed one of this does this
     
  7. Donkey Patrol

    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    Nothing like smashing your kids head on the rocks as he comes into the world

    What a fucking dummy
     
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    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    As a side note, All the other women in the video should have been naked as well

    Just because

    Get some eye candy going up in here
     
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    The flies were there to welcome the baby and the afterbirth into the world.
     
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    The fly buzzing around the baby's head as the baby's crowning, followed by the fly LANDING on the baby's head as the baby's crowning is the "of course" take away here.

    Also, call me bougie, call me elitist, just don't call me to birth a youngin' in a crick.
     
  11. iloveyoubut

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    I took a shit in a creek once.