The bitch from Dexter IS NOT HOT

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  1. HowardTV

    HowardTV New Member VIP

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    there i said it

    shes boney, and looks like an alien. she has no tits and no ass

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    That's ok. Lauren Velez makes up for all that. I'd totally bang the Scottish nanny too.
     
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    She looked good to me in the movie "White Chicks" with the Wayans Brothers.
     
  4. HowardTV

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    She was in white chicks ? damn

    I m sure she was overshadowed by hotter chicks
     
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    Agreed. Too skinny. And her face is kinda mannish or something.

    Now "Lila" on the other hand...
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Yawn
     
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    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    Who's Lila?
     
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    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    I don't watch it like that. What I do know is no matter what skinny piece of ass they try to bring in from season to season, they're not fucking with Lauren Velez...even if she is a manipulative bitch.
     
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    Season 2. His "NA sponsor" who became a love interest. She was hot as fuck but completely bonkers.
     
  11. ohnoes

    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    Whatevs...you don't think Lauren is hot? [​IMG]
     
  12. ohnoes

    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    Here, this might put you more in the mood.

     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I'd toss her salad.
     
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    Nope. Too heavy. In the show at least.
     
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    Too much like Mariah? :jj:

    What about Paula Patton?

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    I'm not big on chicks with sharp edges like that -- seems like you could get bruised by just bumping into her jutting hip bones
     
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    Too much like Mariah NOW, yes.
    Mariah was perfect up until a few years ago, IMHO. Now she has a gunt. She's pregnant though I think.
    Paula's hot.
     
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    Lila, man.

    Yeah, Dexter's sister is not hot. But I think I heard he's hittin' that irl.
     
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    That's the girl from "The Exorcism of Emily Rose." Great movie and I don't find her hot either.
     
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    I've never even watched "Dexter." :dontknow: