Discussion in 'The Bar' started by HowardTV, Nov 16, 2010.
there i said it
shes boney, and looks like an alien. she has no tits and no ass
That's ok. Lauren Velez makes up for all that. I'd totally bang the Scottish nanny too.
She looked good to me in the movie "White Chicks" with the Wayans Brothers.
She was in white chicks ? damn
I m sure she was overshadowed by hotter chicks
Agreed. Too skinny. And her face is kinda mannish or something.
Now "Lila" on the other hand...
I don't watch it like that. What I do know is no matter what skinny piece of ass they try to bring in from season to season, they're not fucking with Lauren Velez...even if she is a manipulative bitch.
Season 2. His "NA sponsor" who became a love interest. She was hot as fuck but completely bonkers.
Whatevs...you don't think Lauren is hot?
Here, this might put you more in the mood.
I'd toss her salad.
Nope. Too heavy. In the show at least.
Too much like Mariah?
What about Paula Patton?
I'm not big on chicks with sharp edges like that -- seems like you could get bruised by just bumping into her jutting hip bones
Too much like Mariah NOW, yes.
Mariah was perfect up until a few years ago, IMHO. Now she has a gunt. She's pregnant though I think.
Yeah, Dexter's sister is not hot. But I think I heard he's hittin' that irl.
That's the girl from "The Exorcism of Emily Rose." Great movie and I don't find her hot either.
I've never even watched "Dexter."