The bitch put onions in my salad

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Kanye West, Jun 20, 2012.

  1. Kanye West

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    When i strictly told her not to :mad:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Onions are fucking awesome you no taste having mother fucker
     
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    onions make me cry :depressed:
     
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    fuck onions in a garden chicken salad you faggot
     
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    So does life, apparently. Please, start another thread about how depressed you are. Like somebody gives a fuck. :boohoo:
     
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    Oh no, onions in a garden salad, call the police
     
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    Just eat them. If anything it will mask the smell of Oderus cock.
     
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    if it was you id spit them fuckers down your throat
     
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    Better be some hard boiled eggs in that fucker. Great for farting later.
     
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    but i like the smell of oderus cock in my breath
     
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    :nono:

    The INS might come along, too.
     
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    Look at the bright side, Julio. You're helping support all your relatives who pick them! :idea:
     
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    Next time have somebody lift you up so you can watch.
     
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    What's next, they gonna put lettuce in it too? :worried:
     
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    she shoulda laid a loogie in it as well

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    :spit:
     
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    they do it all the way in the back so i couldnt see anything :mad: