The Black Keys No...Tan Mom, YES!!! And Twice!!!

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  1. Phantom Lord

    Phantom Lord Well-Known Member

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    Here is irony to the ultimate degree. I am not a big Black Keys fan and don't know much about them. However, I do know Steve Brandano has been pitching them to Howard along with the rest of the staff for years. Howard has refused because he doesn't think it would be an interesting interview.

    Fast forward to Tan Mom, who was a one minute story a year ago. Howard had her on a year ago (which was a low point) and it sucked because there was no substance in the interview. It is basically an annoying suburban Jersey Cunt who was in the news for a minute.

    In the last 6 months no major talk show has had her on because she is a mental patient that is not at all interesting.

    Back to today. Howard has this disgrace for a human (Tan Mom) on again. Yet he continues to refuse The Black Keys. Like I said, I don't know much about them. I did see on Wikipedia that they sold out Madison Square Garden in 15 minutes. Fifteen minutes!!!!!

    The sum of my story is quite simple. A band that sells out Madison Square Garden in 15 minutes and are fans of the show is not worthy. Yet, a crack-head basketcase that puts her kid in a tanning booth is worth 2 visits.

    Welcome To The Revolution!!!

    Howard Stern to Gary, "Yes, let's have Tan Mom on for a second time!"

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    Howard Stern to Gary, "No, I don't think The Black Keys would be interesting."

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  2. Gusbuss

    Gusbuss VIP Extreme Gold

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    You are so right. I just emailed a gary saying "George Carlin no but tan mom yes , and twice? And who the fuck wants to see 2 senior citizens kiss? Lisa g and ronnie? I hate Lisa g !
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...who has to mop the floor after lisel g squirts her love load when ronnie kisses her?
     
  4. NotMyBro

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    Hope you don't mind, Phantom Lord, I condensed your whole post into a shitty little tweet and sent it to those retards:

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  5. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    Abraham Lincoln has a bad headache.
     
  6. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh "It looks like somebody shot his tits off." Gold

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    [video=youtube;gepkOgwBdSU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gepkOgwBdSU[/video]
     
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    One more:

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  8. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...:lol: sals dream girl.
     
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    Anyonenow Well-Known Member

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    Obviously you guys don't get the show. :coffee:
     
  10. koabz

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    In Howard words, "he's jealous"......
     
  11. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Tan Mom?!? Is than any way to degrade a national treasure like Katie Couric?
     
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    This "person" is beyond awful. It's not that she's bizarrely "tan", or the long stripper nails, or the homeless person teeth/lack of lips. Her personality is SUCH A BORE - they can't make her interesting. She's either severely brain damaged from the accident she encountered in her youth OR she's unbelievably addicted to SOME sort of substance.

    But to be forced to listen to her is borderling abuse. For her AND us. Only redeeming portion: "You need to pay me to be on your show!" classic.
     
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    The Black Keys probably turned the show down and then spoke kindly of Stern to be gentlemen about it.

    It happens a lot. James Cameron was listed as a guest in 2011 but pulled out with less than a month's warning. They schedule these appearances, then cancel as needed because they don't want to bother with Howard's dozen remaining listeners.
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    who the fuck is tan mom don't tell me idgaf
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I disagree on this one....I liked Tan Mom back then and I liked her today.....she's old school trainwreck to the core...she cursed at Wiggo and called out him out on his house, I loved when Sal came in and sat on her lap and whipped out his dck....it was stupid, it was fun....
     
  16. Mike

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    agreed. tan mom was awesome. bitch is batshit crazy :jj:
     
  17. mike25

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    The Black Keys are (were ?) fans and wanted to come on. howard just had a bug up his ass against steve brandano.
     
  18. puggysgal

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    Tan mom was a bore. No question about it.
     
  19. mike25

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    sal, the male gigolo :jj:.

    he's a good looking guy, no homo.
     
  20. DaBUU

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    very homo