The Blunt Reason Howard Stern Hates Birdman

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  1. Vinegarette

    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Blunt-Reason-Howard-Stern-Hates-Birdman-69964.html

    The Blunt Reason Howard Stern Hates Birdman

    Like clockwork, the Birdman backlash has begun. It never fails. Whenever a movie survives the rigors of the grueling Academy Awards campaign – facing intense scrutiny from all corners – and emerges victorious on Oscar night, people line up Monday morning to begin shitting all over the film just deemed "Best" by a collective group. As for Birdman, it’s terrible, according to the King of all Media, Howard Stern.

    Stern was discussing the Oscar race with late-night talk show host Seth Meyers, and decided to unleash on Alejandro Inarritu’s industry comedy. But Stern didn’t just give the movie a thumbs down. He full-on threw Birdman completely under the bus!

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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Because it's an unauthorized bio film?
     
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    Stern was heard whispering, "I want just enough to wet my beak"

    :hhh:
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo Gold

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    I wonder if he even saw it.
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    If it doesn't involve Jimmy Kimmel, Nobu or Smallville, it ain't worth celebrating. It's really that simple America.

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    BTW: Howard appears to be going full Bruce Jenner here. Nice boobies.
     
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    pelicans and ostriches
     
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    I saw it the week it came out. Maybe he hates it because it's a horrible movie. Fucking painful to sit through.
     
  8. Tinman

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    This is what a popular movie gets when it doesn't pay it's hush money to Don Sterleone.

    :killa:
     
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    Beth's feet are bigger than Howard's.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Stern is the Birdman.
     
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    howard invented birdman
     
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    "I thought Birdman was the biggest piece of shit… I thought it was pretentious. Listen, I’ve seen movies about acting, especially about Broadway -- A Chorus Line, All That Jazz -- that handled this subject so much better. I think it gets these accolades because actors love to see shit about actors."

    To save you guys the trouble, that's the "blunt reason".

    It does not seem unreasonable, but I haven't seen the movie.
     
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    Someone should ask Gary if a phone from the Birdman cast turned down the show for an interview. Probably someone did.
     
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    so beth dated Keaton

     
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    And like Amanda Peet's man-stealing, Howard wishes some other dude was still fucking Beth so Ralph could keep ass-fucking him in peace.
     
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    Keaton said no to Howard for interview

    Only reason
     
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    It's one of the worst films I've ever seen.
     
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    This. No praise or thanking him at the Oscars. The chess playing Gunky and his media whore wife were left in obscurity for another Award event. The fact is he slammed the entire Oscars celebration saying it was boring and he was too tired to bother. He was really bitter about the whole thing. Maybe he realizes if he wants an event honoring him he has to make SXM do it because no one else wants too.
     
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    Howard Stern as...The Grandfather
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    Beefus looks like she has that hoof disease going on. Either that or 6 toes. Time to put her down like they did to that racehorse.
     
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