The Breakfast Thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MrWarmth, May 28, 2014.

  1. MrWarmth

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    Hey it's a social experiment, Man :coffee:
     
  2. Butcher

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    Test
     
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    I have 1 hour to make a smoothie, wash the blender and get to work so I can take a shit
     
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    Can you believe that?
     
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    There is nothing like home field advantage when taking a shit.
     
  6. Butcher

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    Many moon ago I remember seeing the same guys every morning walking to the men's room with the day's newspaper folded and tucked under their arm :shit:
     
  7. MrWarmth

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    Fucking animals
     
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    Did any of them ever say "why shit at home when I can get paid to do it"?

    Makes me want to punch them.
     
  9. Butcher

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    YES!! Fucking assholes :grouch:
     
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    That Chicago Dum Dum won't know where to post soon as she gets her fucking coffee and waddles her fat ass back here
     
  11. Butcher

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    Right now, she is standing up, sleeping
     
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    She's probably dropping a deuce right about now.
     
  13. Butcher

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    She waits till she gets to her clients' house. Today is Spicy People Tuesday :hippie:
     
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    Dear Lord :coffee:
     
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    Better a social experiment than a social disease.
     
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    It's Wednesday.
     
  17. Butcher

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    Maybe in your world :coffee:
     
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    sarnie hey ec come back and give me some sugar Gold

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    coffee=dump :coffee:
     
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    It's Wide Ass Jewy People Wednesday I think