The bro fight

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by cah155, Oct 23, 2015.

  1. cah155

    cah155 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    -47,096
    Joined:
    Feb 28, 2012
    Messages:
    3,180
    Likes Received:
    1,802
    Watching this tonight drunk out of boredom.
    Jesus Robin is such a bitch. I'm 100% on Artie's side. Howard is such an asshole
     
  2. vaporizer

    vaporizer Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    44,735
    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2015
    Messages:
    3,576
    Likes Received:
    7,766
    Well of course dude. Howard is no one's "bro". That doesn't exist in the real world or on the fake nonsense known as the Howard Stern Show. To be someone's bro you have to put in effort and give a shit about the other person. Howard will do neither of those and still think you owe him something.

    He's a user and a liar. Definitely no one's "bro".
     
    Penelope, Sickboy, Fatass and 7 others like this.
  3. cah155

    cah155 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    -47,096
    Joined:
    Feb 28, 2012
    Messages:
    3,180
    Likes Received:
    1,802
    Wow he just said he needs rehab and shit. Says he's burnt out.
    Howard just shrugs it off.
     
  4. Jewlican

    Jewlican Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    7,026
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    638
    Likes Received:
    1,297
    Let me know if someone uses the term " Jewlican". Or maybe Jewish pelican. That's where my name came from, I think.
     
  5. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    36,270
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    22,801
    Likes Received:
    5,999
    G- looking :howard:
     
  6. cah155

    cah155 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    -47,096
    Joined:
    Feb 28, 2012
    Messages:
    3,180
    Likes Received:
    1,802
    Artie was the only real person on the show. I miss that.
     
    nick11, Sickboy, God and 5 others like this.
  7. cah155

    cah155 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    -47,096
    Joined:
    Feb 28, 2012
    Messages:
    3,180
    Likes Received:
    1,802
    Lol Howard just said he had a gun in his mouth twice
     
  8. mrd160

    mrd160 Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    149,680
    Joined:
    Jan 2, 2012
    Messages:
    24,697
    Likes Received:
    5,976
    :quote: gun :quote:
     
  9. Slickwoody

    Slickwoody Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    2,385
    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2014
    Messages:
    257
    Likes Received:
    550
    THIS was one of the things that really started to make me think differently about Howard and his true assholeness.
     
    heysteve, nick11, Penelope and 6 others like this.
  10. cah155

    cah155 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    -47,096
    Joined:
    Feb 28, 2012
    Messages:
    3,180
    Likes Received:
    1,802
    Clearly Artie needed help. Badly. Howard was full on show mode. He didn't give a shit
     
  11. hypo666

    hypo666 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    14,860
    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2012
    Messages:
    2,017
    Likes Received:
    3,006
    Of course howard isn't his 'bro' I don't think someone like howard ever really has friends ,but artie comes across as needing a fucking tampon. I don't get the caping for him. He was vicious to other staff members and certain guests himself at times , He seemed to regard himself as off limits. Fuck off.
     
  12. TheHighHat

    TheHighHat Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    31,479
    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2012
    Messages:
    2,343
    Likes Received:
    6,548
    Robin's tumor went from walnut-sized to baseball-sized that day. She's a completely vile human being.

    Howard did more than shrug it off. He basically said "No you don't. Stay here and keep my show funny, non-bro". He's a completely vile human being.
     
  13. TheHighHat

    TheHighHat Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    31,479
    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2012
    Messages:
    2,343
    Likes Received:
    6,548
    Who was Artie ever vicious to that didn't deserve it? He only unloaded on scumbag no-talents, back-stabbers, shit-talkers and assholes, as far as I know.

    You shedding tears for Teddy and Lisa G?

    He was also extremely generous to most of these scumbags before attacking them. You pay a guy way too much to be your assistant or open for you, and then he shits on you/talks shit about you? Yeah, I'm snapping, too.

    Sal's kids. That was out of line. I don't remember: did Sal make a "joke" about Artie's dad before Artie wished AIDS on his kids? If so: I'm snapping, too.

    "off limits"? They played his "calling out sick with heroin withdrawals" phone messages for the goof of it. Artie got fucked with way more than he deserved, on a "value to the show vs. how much you're being fucked with" scale.

    You're way off, dude.
     
  14. Hal E. Burton

    Hal E. Burton Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    12,924
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2014
    Messages:
    636
    Likes Received:
    1,932
    I think that's what he used to call Ralph's cock back then.

    But I'm not sure. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.
     
    DiamondGoddess and Bobbowl like this.
  15. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    154,056
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    12,729
    Likes Received:
    21,717
    The bro fight was the proof that Howard KNEW Artie had a problem and chose to use it
     
  16. !!!kaboom!!!

    !!!kaboom!!! Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    10,026
    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2015
    Messages:
    1,012
    Likes Received:
    1,832
    One of my favorite episodes. That and when he went after Teddy for saying "Bloomies."

    What did in Artie was that Howard wouldn't cut him a break to film "Beer League," so Artie couldn't give his 100%. It was a rush job. Then Howard used his surrogate, Sal, to make fun of "Beer League" on the air, planting a seed of doubt in fans' heads that the film was bad. Then it tanked at the box office.

    Yeah, he is no bro.
     
  17. Fillmore Fingers

    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

    Reputations:
    73,414
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2015
    Messages:
    2,885
    Likes Received:
    7,712
    The Beer League thing was a big turning point because Artie had it written into his contract that he could take time off to do outside projects but for some pussy reason felt he had to get Wiggy's bullshit "blessing". The passive-agressive pelican said no because it would have meant more work for him in the interim, and he hates sharing the spotlight.

    He bitched about Artie going to do the Shatner roast. Howard is a true cunt. "I won't pay you what you're worth but don't you DARE seek outside employment and better your lifestyle."
     
  18. TheHighHat

    TheHighHat Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    31,479
    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2012
    Messages:
    2,343
    Likes Received:
    6,548
    Howard was always a master at passive-aggressively shitting on something while pretending to get behind it. He did the same thing to Stuttering John's album.
     
  19. johnfreeman1

    johnfreeman1 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    76,437
    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2015
    Messages:
    4,268
    Likes Received:
    11,359
    Plus Sal was ripping on him for Beer league and there was definitely some Dad jokes
     
  20. TheWakening

    TheWakening Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    28,914
    Joined:
    Mar 14, 2012
    Messages:
    1,554
    Likes Received:
    1,732
    Don't forget, what kicked off this whole fight was Robin spouting out "Hello, Jerk." To Howard. Howard asked Robin why did you call me jerk? Robin said that's what Artie called you on the wrap up show yesterday. Artie said no such thing.