the Broccili Rob and Super Mario dating thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Super Mario, Jul 12, 2014.

  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    @broccoli rob Hello I am Super Mario. :mario: . I have recently Come across your pictures in the men of the saloon and let me tell you sir you are one fucking hot cock. Love your smile and your sluttyness .I am going to assume you are straight and I would like to make you an offer to have your first gay experience with the hottest guy on the internet and probably America. Me . I would like to get to know you and meet up and would totally let you fuck me bareback with your dumb dick. This is a for real offer I am more straight acting than your Dad and 100 percent Italian. I would love more than anything to have sexual realations no strings animal passion with you .
    Your Friend.

    Super MARIO :mario:

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  2. MrWarmth

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    This will end in tears :facepalm:
     
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  3. Super Mario

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    I hope so too Hes got an Italian horn he wears too to protect him from evil spirits the Malarki :smiley:
     
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    The Jews just blow their chauffeur
     
  5. pheelios

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    This is bordering on sexual harassment.
     
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    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    You are a good lookin guy Mario and I hope this works out for ya :)
     
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    Hair ass meat.
     
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    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    Quiet you.
     
  9. Super Mario

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    I want it to border rape from him.
     
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  10. Super Mario

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    me too thanks for the support.

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  11. MrWarmth

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    whoa :wtf:
     
  12. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Wow I'm still recovering from last night. So me and my sister went out and were looking for some cheap happy hour places and ended up picking Friday's but fuck me I ended up spending over forty bucks. Some happy hour that was! Well three bars and many shots later I ended up at west park dancing like ahhippie to some hippy music band. That's the last thing I remember.
    I woke up still thrashed this morning in a some random driveway in Cleveland.my glasses were missing and I was in my sisters back seat and it was covered in my puke. I walked in to the house which all the furniture was from the fifties. Soccreepy. I was still so drunk and horny that my plan was to just get in to bed with any guy that was there and touch him. So If no guys were there I was going to go in the neighbors house

    Well I go in to one bedroom and accidently stumble and I tripped on the door and shut it and I got up to try to Open it and there's no door knob on it! I started panicking and I said OMG I'm in another house of horrers like those girls! That got kidnapped! So I started pounding on the door saying help but no one came so I jumped out window and fell in a bush.
    I was all Scratched up and I hurt my butt bone pretty bad I walked back in to the house and went in the house sAnd found my sister and said how did we end up in Cleveland and she said were in westlake and passed back out. I finally went in tthe basement laid down on a pile of clothes and masturbated for ten minutes. I was not able to cum and I passed out with my pants open.
     
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    :eek:
     
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    Mario wants to crash into my back door.
     
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    I read that in Anne Frank's voice
     
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    Who could possibly turn down an offer like that?

    Enjoy your gay sex, broccoli rob. :hat:
     
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  17. Super Mario

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    lololol cant believe you saved that!!!! :jj: what a night!!!
     
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    She's a good looking girl Mario. How's your other friend doing? You know, the cute brunette with the outstanding boobies.
     
  19. Lemmy

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    I like to post it in random threads. I got a few pm's saying "you should be ashamed of yourself behaving like that......especially since you are a cop". :nooo: :jj:
     
  20. Super Mario

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    :spit: :jj: