News The bump on my right testicle is getting bigger

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    I've been to a urologist twice for this and they say it's nothing. But... Hard bumps on balls seem like something to me
     
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    Gross.
     
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    Probably cancer.

    Sorry man.

    :(
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Sounds like you have a country hit on your hands. Not just your bumpy balls.
     
  6. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Go to another urologist just to be sure.
     
  7. Daveindiego

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    Totally nothing.

    Stop playing with your nuts so much.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Just go to another Urologist to be sure. Hopefully it's nothing.
     
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  9. Mr. Meatkabob

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    What did your urologist say the bumps are?
     
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    Sounds like a classic case of "bumpy balls".
     
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  11. Shivvy

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    The doc a couple years ago said it wasn't. I call bullshit.
     
  12. Shivvy

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    Just an extra mass in my sack.
     
  13. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Ok...

    1. Vomit
    2. A urologist wouldn't say "it's nothing"; they'd give some explanation, especially if it's a new thing.
    3. This is your worst troll yet.
     
  14. StRyDeRxX

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    You'll be dead soon... :depressed:
     
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    Is it on your scrote or your actual ball?

    Either way, cancer.
     
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    Dude, even if it was Cancer, which it isn't, that would be like hitting the lottery for you.

    You aren't lucky enough for it to be Cancer.


    Only thing that it could be is that elephantitis shit. Remember that guy that Howard had on years ago who had to wear a hoody for pants? :jj:
     
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    She said it was some type of extra mass. And please don't refer to me as the T word
     
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    Shivvy just looking for an excuse to wave his nuts around some dude.
     
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    Actual ball. It's like a hard little lump. She said it's not on the ball though. But not seems like it to me
     
  20. Shivvy

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    Both times it were women. 1st one was kinda hot :hhh: