The caller asked when Artie is going to come in....

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by snick422, Oct 29, 2013.

  1. snick422

    snick422 Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2013
    Messages:
    65
    Likes Received:
    0
    The caller asked when Artie is going to come in. Howard said Artie has a book out and he's got his own radio show going on. Howard said he's very happy for Artie. He said he's a good man. Robin said he's engaged too. Howard said he used to be Artie's wife but now he has an actual wife. Howard said he saw Artie on Jimmy Fallon and he was great.
     
    Last edited: Oct 29, 2013
  2. nicksgt

    nicksgt Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    -49,134
    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2012
    Messages:
    6,593
    Likes Received:
    5,682
    Marks friggin

    Said

    Said

    Said

    Said

    Said
     
  3. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    130,781
    Joined:
    Mar 1, 2012
    Messages:
    13,718
    Likes Received:
    7,586
    Do you have a smaller font?
     
  4. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    25,524
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    5,414
    Likes Received:
    6,043
    Wait until I get my glasses on
     
  5. snick422

    snick422 Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2013
    Messages:
    65
    Likes Received:
    0
    i didnt format it i just copy/pasted
    ​blame mark
     
  6. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    255,087
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    8,290
    Likes Received:
    51,908
    Howard will always find a convenient distraction to prevent him from having to answer a question he doesn't want to answer ("What's he saying, Robin?"), but lately the callers have been giving him really easy outs. Either they break down and say they love him and they're just busting balls, or, like today, they just won't shut the fuck up and let him talk. We all know Howard's never going to answer any of this stuff truthfully, but at least make him work for his excuse not to.
     
  7. SleepingWarrior

    SleepingWarrior Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    16,539
    Joined:
    Jan 2, 2012
    Messages:
    10,454
    Likes Received:
    3,648
  8. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

    Reputations:
    348,112
    Joined:
    May 3, 2013
    Messages:
    20,087
    Likes Received:
    37,019
    :backlol: No he doesn't. He has a girl who pretended to be love him and be his wife so she could get a book deal, get in magazines, on TV, and live a rich life. What is he blind? I guess her best friend Katie Lee loved Billy Joel too?
     
  9. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    255,087
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    8,290
    Likes Received:
    51,908
    The Marksfriggin writeup is a little confusing. Howard was saying that he used to be Artie's wife, but now Artie has an actual wife.

    This "silent treatment" that Howard now gives when a caller brings up a topic he doesn't want to discuss -- I wonder if that's something he picked up from Beth.
     
  10. Bullitt

    Bullitt Active Member

    Reputations:
    457
    Joined:
    Feb 15, 2012
    Messages:
    166
    Likes Received:
    133
    Does Howard play the commercials for Artie's book?
    I heard the ad on Opie & Anthony today.
     
  11. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    77,616
    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2012
    Messages:
    11,261
    Likes Received:
    15,814
    I heard this today. Howard actually admitted that he was not going to have Artie back. He supposedly was going to answer why, but then the caller said something. Howard turned it around and said "Well, if you are going to talk over me instead of giving my reasoning, I am not going to tell you." Once again, avoiding speaking to why he will not have Artie back.
     
  12. HowieStearn

    HowieStearn HateClub

    Reputations:
    80,080
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    14,490
    Likes Received:
    14,263
    that's big news
     
  13. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    9,639
    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2012
    Messages:
    6,783
    Likes Received:
    2,490
    artie doesn't want to be asked how big his cock is
     
  14. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    130,781
    Joined:
    Mar 1, 2012
    Messages:
    13,718
    Likes Received:
    7,586
    Plus, Howard already knows.
     
  15. joyceface

    joyceface Queen of Everything VIP

    Reputations:
    48,678
    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2011
    Messages:
    9,306
    Likes Received:
    8,876
    Fake calls where he lets them draw out little tidbits of info and then they stay polite and compliment him. Fake fake fake fake fake.
     
  16. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    63,340
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    13,164
    Likes Received:
    14,973
    It's Bullshit, Jackie was allowed back. It must be a liability issue and above Howard's pay grade. It's Sirius CEO and the legal department making the decision.
     
  17. Gromit

    Gromit New Member

    Reputations:
    28
    Joined:
    Jun 6, 2013
    Messages:
    3,630
    Likes Received:
    2
    Beer Can

    Thick.
     
  18. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

    Reputations:
    37,220
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    4,480
    Likes Received:
    6,997
    I am continually amused and stumped by Howchie's beer can analogy. Jeezus, Red Bull can-thick would be too much! :c

    [​IMG]
     
  19. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

    Reputations:
    37,220
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    4,480
    Likes Received:
    6,997
    P.S. I thought his handling of the caller was shitty and the "Artie's a good man" claim was about as sincere as a serial killer's statement of remorse.
     
  20. Night Ape

    Night Ape Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    52,442
    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2012
    Messages:
    4,743
    Likes Received:
    8,043
    Well, it only took nearly 4 years to get a definitive answer out of the geeky-looking pelican. Now there is officially no reason to ever again listen to the Howard Stern Show.



    Now if only the Artie Lange Show was better...