The Canyons (sorta review)

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  1. Diogenes1

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    It's hard to believe the casting in this film. James Deen, a porn star who films explicit sex scenes with mostly hot women on a daily basis has to somehow settle for a haggard piece of jet trash named Lindsay Lohan?

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    Maybe it's the comical length of Lindsay's false eyelashes? Her shapeless thighs?

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    I dunno . . . she sure isnt convincing in her sex scenes. The pic below has a guy watching James Deen eat out Lindsay's fire crotch as he jerks off. It's about as hot as watching someone scratch their dandruffy scalp for an hour.

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    Unlike Lambert, I invest a lot more into a film than looking for titties, Paul Schrader wrote the screenplay for Taxi Driver for krissakes, so what does he bring here?

    The film has its moments, but Lindsay def. isn't one of them.

    Download at your own peril or avoid. Nothing to see here folks (except L.L.'s titties, which has already been covered by Lambert, so he saved you some time and bandwidth).

    this is my ghetto one-minute film review.
     
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    Thanks brah :popcorn:

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    the acting is amateur throughout

    they should have shown zombies or sumfin'