The Case of Dawg Saloon vs Sally B

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  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Judgement has been rendered in the case of Dawg Saloon vs. Sally B


    The defendant has been found guilty of Board Fraud.

    The defendant has been found guilty of causing Board Pain, Board Butthurt and Board Vaginal Sand.

    The defendant has been found guilty of Earning The Wrath of the Unofficial Mayor of the Internets: Sippycup.

    However it is the judgement of this court that the entity known as Sally B/Cumpaste be embraced as an integral part of this board, forever bearing the brunt of insults and venom that will befall He/She/It. A sort of Flying Dutchman if you will. In the Case of Sipawitz vs Sally B, it is the opinion of this court that he (Sippycup) cease forthwith, in the enactment of the reverse pressure gradient upon various and sundry penii. The Court has Spoken. That is all. Thank you. Let wonder reign.

     
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  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    I'll have CadetHappy review the judgment.

    :cadet:
     
  3. Sally B

    Sally B New Member Banned User

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    Whatever
     
  4. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    This court finds He/She/It to be harmless.
     
  5. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    A harmless shithead


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    I'm going shit on it's front steps tonight.
     
  6. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    I was kind of hoping a "Thank you, Your Honor" was in order...
     
  7. Sally B

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    Thank you, your Honour.
     
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    :hat:
     
  9. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    I refuse to accept sally's faggotry.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    In addition, my veil of personal hatred for the defendant has been lifted.
     
  11. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    as is your right
     
  12. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    I like Sally more than Bud/Bro.


    Troof!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    You are gay.
     
  14. Sally B

    Sally B New Member Banned User

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    OMG, U R so Troof!!!
     
  15. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Baltimore Mike is your man for that.
     
  16. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Well sally is a man pretending to be a woman. Time to go giggle at Baltimore Mike's poem again. :hhh:
     
  17. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    He said he was a man here, I'm going by today's testimony. Have fun with Mike's artistic talent and my comments about his retarded daughter.

    Also your hero Baltimore Mike has claimed to be a horny high school cheerleader many times. He's also into cawk rubbing, give him a call,
    you will benefit oh so much.
     
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  18. BleedingGums

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  19. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    You seem to be into Baltimore Mike's cawk rubbing, blubber.
     
  20. RH Goatcabin

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    CumPaste.