WTF The Christmas bonus thread.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by PropRmodulation, Dec 23, 2015.

  1. PropRmodulation

    PropRmodulation Well-Known Member

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    Are they still a thing? How much did you get? My cheap ass company stopped giving bonuses a couple of years ago. It used to be cash in an envelope with the amount depending on how long you have been with the company.

    This year they canceled the Xmas party too. Some of the office people tried to throw a pot luck during work hours(no booze). It was poorly attended. I was much too busy to stop in.
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I got 3 figures

    So gay
     
  3. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    That's why it's called a bonus you ungrateful ass wipe. Some years are better than others.
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    For the 7th year in row 0.0
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Well I prefer those years
     
  6. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Ours is based on the organizations productivity as a whole. Thankfully we are very productive. Got about 2 grand this year.
     
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  7. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    I bet the CEO gave themselves a nice bonus.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    I gave everyone a weeks pay and took them out for dinner last night
     
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    Things will be better under President Trump/VP Cruz.
     
  10. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    0.0 but I bought back some of my leave to give myself a nice little :quote: Christmas bonus :quote:
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    I got one

    I once worked in a place that gave out vcr's
    nearly 5 years after the dvd became quite common

    I enjoyed that
     
  12. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Star Wars figures?
     
  13. DuckDong

    DuckDong Well-Known Member

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    4 G and reading this I now feel quite lucky.
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    I bet you got taxed for it like a bonus.
     
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  15. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    I'm throwing down a lot bets.
     
  16. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I do, but the extra tax comes back to me in a month when I file my taxes.
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Thats good bro, I always lol at the shmucks who file a tax exemption at the time of the bonus and then bitch about paying the taxes at tax time. No free lunch bitches!
     
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  18. FlatTimmy

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    We usually get ours in March. Our company has two main divisions and both did well this year (which has never happened before). So we should do ok. They stopped the xmas party a few years ago. They used to do a summer picnic and xmas party. Both were dropped in the financial panic of '08. Eventually they brought back the xmas party, but not the picnic. We got a new President a few years ago and he likes picnics. So they switched. Last week we had a company catered lunch in our building. It was good.
     
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  19. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    or 1099 employees that don't set aside any money for taxes then get fucked at the end of the year when Uncle Sam wants his money.
     
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  20. x76

    x76 Just a crazy old hermit Gold

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    I got a frozen turkey once.