The Chriza Reviewsâ„¢ The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Absolutely fucking loved it. I keep waiting for Jackson to fuck one of these up, and he keeps impressing me.

    I give it a solid A-, deducting a couple points for a few boring moments in the middle bit



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  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    did you hold hands with your BFF?
     
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    dork movie
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    and fake
     
  5. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    told you :c
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    No my girlfriend was in the way :what:
     
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    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    I am glad you liked it. I wasn't that high on the first one when I saw it in the theatre(after repeated viewings on HBO I now like it a lot more) but this second one was fantastic and set up the last movie perfectly.
     
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    So she was inbetween you guys? Did she go skiing in the theatre?
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Christ almighty I was like :smile: the whole movie

    Oh, also, listen up fags

    I am not a 3D fan. But we were forced to see it in 3D because the showtime necessitated it.

    That said, this movie looks fucking phenomenal in 3D.
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :mad:
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Yea same here. First full length movie I saw in 3D it was pretty fucking awesome.
     
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    fuck Tolkien :finger:
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro

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    Any naked chicks in the movie?
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    What are you, fucking 12? If you want naked chicks, let me teach you about the internet.
     
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    I liked it except for the whole elf-dwarf love story. That is just wrong. Tolkien wouldn't have stood for that bullshit.
     
  16. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro

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    You're excited about The Hobbit. What are you, fucking 12 and a goddamn nerd?
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Oh God another grown man who thinks he's still a high school bully :facepalm:
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That was...odd o_O
     
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    its a shitty ending how it just stops with no explanation
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :wtf: