The Chriza Reviewsâ„¢ The Wolf of Wall Street

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fucking fantastic movie

    9 out of 10


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    been wanting to see that
     
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    Most of that film was sheer torture. I give it a 5. Maybe 6.
     
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    I think it should be The Chriza Reviews©, not The Chriza Reviews™.
     
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    Did you and Wonderchild recreate the opening scene?:jerk:
     
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    :bigthink

    What was the opening scene again? :jj:
     
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    Child please


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    That was cinematic gold
     
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    Son, your reviews are a piece of shit.

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    Seems to be a male female thing. My wife didn't like it near as much as I did. What did wonderchild think?
     
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    Didn't like it as much as I did :jj:
     
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    We also saw it in this theater which was CUH RAZY


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    How much was a ticket?
     
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    Those have popped up all around here too. I'm afraid I'd fall asleep. :down:
     
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    Leo with a hooker face down-ass up and snorting coke out of her asshole. How could you forget that?:jj:
     
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    Looks like it would be difficult to get a handy in that theatre. :no: