The Chriza'sâ„¢ 10 Second Review

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So I had to go pick up a birthday present for Miss Chriza and on the way I stopped at Arby's to try the new smoked brisket sandwich, which I've seen nothing but glowing reviews for, including one from none other than the Saloon's own Mr. Clutch

    I gotta tell you

    Pretty disappointing

    Very meh

    Will not order again

    Wish I'd gotten a beef and cheddar instead

    That's all

    Now I'm going to go buy a new pair of Adidas

    Have a good day

    Mattyfishrips is a fucking retard



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  2. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Arby's is garbage.
     
  3. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You need to link up fast food places. You'll make a killing from chriza clicks alone. :jj:
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    thanks chriza!
     
  5. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Only if they deliver. :stfu:
     
  6. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Why would I wanna read about your orgasm??????:scat:
     
  7. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    arby's is one of those "I coulda been a contender" fast food joints

    poor execution
     
  8. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    I like Arby's chicken fingers. Yum!
     
  9. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    tell me that after you try the brisket sammich.
     
  10. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Arbys is good but Ive never ventured past the little cheese popper shits, beef n cheddar or the turkey Rueben
    Those are all I get from Arbys thank you very much have a blessed day
     
  11. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Oh I forgot about their cheese sticks. Mmmm
     
  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Yeah, they've only been around since 1964 and they only have around 3600 locations.



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  13. Nick Beef

    Nick Beef New Member Banned User

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    Based on the thread title I thought this thread was gonna be about Chriza's sex life. :nocheer:
     
  14. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    1 star thread because I highly recommended this to Chriza and now he thinks it was Clutch. :mad:

    1 star and negged.
     
  15. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    I read that as "I have only been around since 1964". :coffee:
     
  16. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    You five starred a lot of my threads. You are very kind.
     
  17. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    :hat: I've always been on team Lawsy.
     
  18. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    I'm guessing Chriza isn't into lifting :pigout:
     
  19. Schmoopy

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    I already made that joke, Nick Pork. :backlol:
     
  20. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    :shucks:

    :hug: