The Chriza'sâ„¢ official Countdown to the Beach thread!!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 30, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Oh shit son

    I'm gonna sit the fuck out of some sand :yes:


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  2. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Big Shark alert on the pacific northwest beaches.
     
  3. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Have a great time!
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    What the fuck :eek:
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Portuguese man o war epidemic too.
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm not going til this weekend :cmon:
     
  7. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Sit in sand? That's it?
     
  8. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    bring protection
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    This isn't Beach Blanket Bingo mother fucker
     
  10. Reggae Mistress

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    As long as he doesn't swim first thing in the morning or after dusk, he should be ok.
     
  11. RH Goatcabin

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    Would hit. Lol Chrizer. :jj:

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  12. Tuesday

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    I've learned to lie on a sheet instead of a towel. It attracts less sand and is cooler.
    Beach tip of the day. :cool:
     
  13. VAsiCkBoy

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    Don't forget your board and wetsuit.

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  14. sstressed

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    i'd move to the coast but a tsunami is coming. a really, really, really big one.

    we'll do a memorial service for you.
     
  15. gwartney

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    Your girl should pee on the wound if you get stung by a man o war. Or even if you don't.
     
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    oh look, a yummy seal! :yay:
     
  17. Husker Riley

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    Is this the trip with Header or Wonderchild?
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Tuesday you saucy whore
     
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    cans next to cans :munch:
     
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    Oh my. Those are some curves. :shocked: