The Chriza'sâ„¢ Review of Brokeback Mountain

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Finally got around to seeing this

    Was very good

    The assfucking scene was awesome but I wish he would have fingered his asshole like Mario's pertorican friend
     
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    I thought the cinematography was good, but the story was a little slow. If they hadn't been gay, really would have been lame.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Oh and you got to see Anne Hathaway's cute little titties, and that was awesome
     
  4. DrSublux

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    [video=youtube;CLm97mdotmA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLm97mdotmA[/video]
     
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    What?!?!?
     
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    I have mixed feelings about her. Sometimes I think she is smoking hot and other times she annoys the fuck out of me.
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :jj: Its funny, NO ONE knows about that

    Every guy was too insecure to go see this and as a result, its Hollywood's best kept nudity secret
     
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    Unlike that perv Popeye, I find her smoking hot. Tight body.
     
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    I thought it was very boring and slow. Two thumbs up on the assfucking though.
     
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    Want Anne Hathaway the chick who was naked the entire movie in Love and Other Drugs?
     
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    A thumbs down from Cheri means it is good
     
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    It was long and kind of pointless. We get it. They love each other. But the buttfucking was outstanding, as well as the kissing scenes.
     
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    If health ledger was in character as the joker while fucking Jake G. Would make the movie 1,000 times better
     
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    I like Ang Lee and all of his movies are good but did this story really need to be told?
     
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    Hell of a Sunday you must have had btw, Chriz. :up:
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :scratch: What?
     
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    This X 10000

    Sometimes I find her really hot and others just meh.

    I do hate the short hair though.

    I find her a bit too skinny but I guess Howard would call her fat.
     
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    20 piece nuggets and soft core gay porn. Mario has to be crazy jealous.
     
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    I guess he's talking about the Seahawks, Burger King and the movie? :dontknow:
     
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    This is my opinion too, except I thought the scenery was pretty awesome.