The Chriza'sâ„¢ Review of Burger King's Chicken Nuggets

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Holy God did these suck shit

    I got all excited when I saw the commercials and they had a 20 piece for only $4.29. Cheap, healthy, and delicious.

    But yes, they are fucking God awful

    Avoid at all costs
     
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    I thought you weren't coming back.
     
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    Calm yo tits
     
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    fast food thread, thats awesome!!!!!!!
     
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    $100 says you still ate all 20.
     
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    you ever tried the Whopper from BK, Chriza? What did you think of it?
     
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    McDonalds had some tiny chicken bites before Christmas. Holy cow that was orgasmic but it was a limited offer only. :nocheer:

    I've tried the Burger King Chicken Nuggets, I didn't think they were that bad. Not the best but nothing to sneeze at. :dontknow:
     
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    Were they all bumpy and shit?
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You'd lose, then

    Granted, I still ate more than I wanted, because I had told the muslim ass chick at the window "you know the dipping sauces? Gimme one of everything" and god damn if she didn't give me exactly that

    But I probably had 12 or so
     
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    Well duh. The man is on a budget, he can't be wasting food. :nono:
     
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    God damnit they are calm :pissed:
     
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    They were all breading. Every single one of them. Blah.
     
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    Chriza left food on the table? :omg:
     
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    Word, sauce covers a multitude of sins.
     
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    Maybe they are different in Canada? :dontknow: Next time I go there, i'll take a pic... so we can compare notes, for research purposes of course. :grad:
     
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    I think he's got an ugly ass pug that probably had the leftovers.
     
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    All chicken nuggets are fucking horrible. I prefer chicken tenders if I am gonna have something like this.
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You know, you're right. I've never liked Chicken MgNuggets either.

    How can you fuck up fried chicken :facepalm:
     
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    Healthy? :wtf:
     
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    In general, chicken nuggets tend to be mushy and gross inside. And God knows what as far as the chicken parts that are being used. At least with decent chicken tenders you usually get white breast meat so it's like fried chicken without the bones.