*** The Chriza'sâ„¢ Review of my meal from Jack in the Box last night ***

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    So last night I was getting drunk and texting this broad and she used to work at McDonald's and now she works at Burger King so whenever I talk to her I crave fast food, and beer doesn't help that. So like a fuckface I went to Jack in the Box.

    Firstly, I got the Sirloin Steak Melt, which is a staple of mine. It's one of my favorite fast food sandwiches/burgers, and I have probably 4 a year or so, but honestly, I'm getting fucking sick of them. I think it was my last one.


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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Then I got some curly fries and they were BALLER


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    You were drunk again last night? Let me guess you took your car to get your food? :worried:
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    When you ask for ranch, they give you "buttermilk house sauce", whatever the fuck that is, but it is SOOOOOO GOOOOD


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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'd say I was buzzed but that's it
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    You're cruising for a DUI mister.
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I also got a Big Cheeseburger off their dollar menu :c



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    cops love staking out fast food joints too. this is a recipe for disaster.
     
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    Who will bail you out of jail when you get arrested? Your mom or dad?
     
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    No one

    Just like the first time it happened :smile:
     
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    My friend went to Del Taco after a night of drinking. He ordered food then passed out in the drive through before he got to the window. A cop was right behind him in line. DUI. Lost his Class B license.
     
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    The closest Fast Food joint to my house is a JIB. I've never been there. I don't know why JIB doesn't appeal to me. My go to after drinking places are Taco Bueno, Taco bell, or Whataburger. I went to a taco bell the other night and I think they almost forgot to put any meat in my tacos.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Jack is the best when you're drinking

    Their mozzarella sticks are shockingly addicting


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    :jj: A friend of mine was so drunk one night that he couldn't quite aim his car between the building and the supports holding up the roof at a Burger King Drive Thru. He took out the side of the wall that had the drive thru on it. Somehow he got out of there without going to jail.
     
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    :cheer:
     
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    JITB was by far the closest junk food to my old apartment. Never had it before. I ate so much of that crap I can't stand the idea of eating it again....shittiest of the shitty, IMHO. Everything's super bland.
     
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    my golf buddy logan always asks for extra marinara, saves em up and uses it for sunday football gravy with pasta.

    not bad at all
     
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    How much did the first DUI cost you? Was your license suspended?
     
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    they now charge over $2 for the big cheeseburger. it used to be the best dollar menu burger available. :mad:
     
  20. gwartney

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    Havoc saves up Taco Bell Hot sauce and makes chili out of it.