The Chriza'sâ„¢ Review of this old man's driving

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    This is my gas station and convenience store. I'm there at least every other day.

    Look what some old fuck did to it. :mad:



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    BEAVERTON, Ore. – Police said an SUV crashed into a Chevron gas station in Beaverton, injuring an employee Sunday afternoon.

    It happened at 14470 SW Allen Boulevard just before 2 p.m.

    According to Beaverton Detective Sergeant Jim Shumway, 73-year-old :facepalm: Gabriel Sugarman of Beaverton crashed into the building while trying to park his Cadillac Escalade. The impact caused an interior wall to collapse and fall on a female clerk.

    Sugarman told police he was parking when he pushed the accelerator instead of the brake. He was cited for careless driving.

    The clerk, who has not been identified, was taken to a hospital with a broken leg. She's expected to be OK.

    "I don't know what to feel, I mean, it's the nicest store in the state," said manager Larry Veal. "I'm more in shock than anything else."
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    you should have stole some condoms
     
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    Are those lighters on the floor? You could get like a hundred lighters right now! Just go get em!
     
  4. Dave

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    lol "Beaverton"
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    "it's the nicest store in the state,"

    :lol:
     
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    SHOULD be nice vag in Beaverton.
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    "nicest store in the state"

    :facepalm:
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Is Header in Beaverton?
     
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    Did that town used to have a ton of Beaver back in the day?
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    lol, ninja you fuck
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It IS asshole

    Its all remodeled and pretty
     
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    "broken leg" :facepalm:
     
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    so your review is a copy+pasted article describing the incident?
     
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    is he related to Gordon Shumway?
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Not anymore it isn't!
     
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    Keep him in line Naz!
     
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    Can't you ask if everyone is okay first? First thought is git to the looting? Ha ha ha
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I've parked in that exact spot many times

    Now it is probably cursed
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Who would like me to review Naz's modding?