The Chriza's review of Arachnophobia

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Its pretty good. There's spiders and they're scary. And John Goodman is there.
     
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    lol spider [​IMG]
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I like the part where the girl's in the shower and the spider crawls down to her vag that was hot
     
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    That was a scary movie as a kid. Maybe that's why I have arachnophobia.
     
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    Wasn't there a giant spider that jumped on the dudes face at the end?
     
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    ur just a pussy
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Yeah I watched it when I was like 10 and I was like WTF

    There are aspects of it that don't hold up, though. The spider special effects are pretty awful now. Thank God they use real spiders most of the time.
     
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    you should watch a scary movie involving food. :pig:
     
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    spiders are gay
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I liked the part where Jeff Daniels grabs all the high school boys' balls and makes them cough

    Its like Nerd's fantasy
     
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    Who pissed in your cheerios this morning? If it helps...the gay song "our lips are sealed" is on and I'm electrical taping every charger i own...I'm a maniac!!
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    If someone pissed in my Cheerios I'd be mad

    Cheerios are good
     
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    lol goofy [​IMG]
     
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    The review of the review is IN!!! :yay:
     
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    spiders in Cheerios = bad
     
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    why the fuck are you reviewing old ass movies?
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    woah and what the fuck happened to my rep :weird:
     
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    Now that you mention it I bought a new box of Cheerios Friday. I should have a bowl right now.
     
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    lol old ass [​IMG]
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Spiders are arachnids not insects BTW :grad: