News The Cicadas are Coming ...The Cicadas are Coming!

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  1. JonGnagyBeard

    JonGnagyBeard Well-Known Member

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    Billions of cicadas will ascend upon the northeastern United States as another 17-year cycle concludes.

    Have fun.

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I need to take a shit
     
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    Cicadas your privilege.
     
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    Where's the religious folks to tell us the world is ending?
     
  5. Quality Control

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    As majestic as the swallers returning to Capistrammy.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i knew a pro once that named her vagina cicada
     
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  7. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    oh wait that was Jon Secada...sorry carry on...

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  8. JonGnagyBeard

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    You're thinking locusts, or frogs or some shit.
     
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    Fuck, that's gross.
     
  10. Joe Bauers

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    Feed the Homeless

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    Crickets and cicadas sing...
     
  12. Walygatr

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    Hey Trump. Let's build a wall around the PNW.
     
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    Cicada shit.. :c
     
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    Nah, it's kind of cool.
     
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    Last time they said this, I didn't see or hear shit.
     
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    If you say so.

    It looks gross to me.

    Bugs don't bother me in general but, I really wouldn't want that many crawling on me.
     
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    I remember as a kid we'd run around with tennis rackets playing Cicada Tennis. Good times

    But those fuckers are loud and annoying
     
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    We had our last invasion about 9 or 10 years ago. They were everywhere! When they're all singing it sounds like a space ship landing!
     
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    Krinkle What?

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    This.

    The news made it seem like we were going to be swarmed by them. I didn't see any either.
     
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    There was an invasion of bugs in the Eastern Sierra last summer and this is what it was like driving through there.

    They were everywhere.

    If you got out of the car, they would be all over you and you would track them back into the car.

    It was awful.


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