The club-fucking-footed one wants to write a book, ass wipes.

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  1. Chimney Portions

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    So ummm....buy his app and stuff....so he'll write a book and stuff. Or something.

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    "The thing is I want to know that this book is going to sell really well before I even write one word."

    The Midget has nothing to do all day, every day, so he can't afford to waste even a minute unless you people are going to promise to support him. Everyone please promise to give him money so he can be bothered to take time out of his busy schedule to write a load of shit pamphlet for you.
     
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    I will buy his app when he flies with balloons.
     
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    Dude, you're crazy! Think of the potential beauty in this. Eight chapters with zero paragraph breaks, zero spellcheck and no editor; all for the low low price of $74.95! $115.00 if you want a signed copy.
     
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    he doesnt even have 10000 followers? :jj:
     
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    Don't know about Twitter, but on FB, he has 4,992 friends. Max is 5K and he unfriends about 50 a day. Eric is bigger than U.S Steel.

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    $3 bucks for his app, and there are only 8 soundbytes? he's a lunatic
     
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    does he update fb? he doesnt seem like the type
     
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    Why should we believe this little fucker?
     
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    I got unfriended twice for the dumbest shit. I think he spends more time unfriending and threatening people than he does actually commenting. He's dark, creepy dude. If he could walk, I'd be scared for the world.
     
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    u've got to think that whatever scrambled his genes, scrambled his brains as well
     
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    with that whote hair, he's not that far from being a mini-me johnny fratto
     
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    :jj:

    still less strange than etm
     
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    Here he explains his Facebook page. If you haven't been accepted back as a friend, just wait your turn.

     
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    7,456 followers on twatter, that is if I am following the right account lol.
     
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    I don't mean to be cruel, but if you're a parent, how the fuck do you love him? How do you not wake up an immediately weep?
     
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