The code of Animalgod

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by AnimalGod, Dec 14, 2012.

  1. AnimalGod

    AnimalGod Legend 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    I have decided to share with you my code of internet posting. This code has allowed me to always be the "bigger" man while posting in any thread. Its what makes me so likable to some and hated by those who have no code and have lost their way.

    1) Never talk about any ones mom or dad.

    2) Never stalk people outside of the site.

    3) Never talk about any ones kids.

    4) Where possible play nice keep it friendly and have fun sparring with the less intelligent posters.

    5) Be honest.

    6) only curb stomp those who deserve it.

    7) Don't be afraid to share some of your life.

    8) Never talk about anyone's significant other unless they are a cunt or douche who happen to also post on said site.

    9) Occasionally toss the haters a slow pitch so they can feel like they aren't completely outclassed.

    10) Remember its only a message board and have fun never take anything said there personal.
     
  2. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Be honest :jj:
     
  3. Shivvy

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    Some people cant just have fun here :no:
     
  4. Estocada

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    11) Debase myself and my family and friends to think I'm 'popular' on the Internet, claim it to be a master trolling technique. Cry like an obese simpleton when people grow bored with my shitty life story and move on. Confuse people laughing at my horrific life with people being interested in my horrific life.
     
  5. Artie Laugh

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    [​IMG]Why are you still fat?
     
  6. Mr Sinister

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    You should add something about cleaning your stove it always looks really dirty
     
  7. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    high-horse1.jpg
     
  8. AnimalGod

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    That's a whole other list.
     
  9. Shivvy

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    Amazing how miserable people are. They log on just to attack people :no:
     
  10. Dick Gozinya

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    :jj:
     
  11. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Oh, listen to you...so much pain.
     
  12. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Hello Dick
     
  13. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    :bully:
     
  14. AnimalGod

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    Dough you must be in a lot of pain bro. You are always so angry. Your life must be pretty shitty.
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Uh huh...I am really angry...yup :jj:
     
  16. Shivvy

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    Theres quite a few posters here that are always angry and on the attack. I dont get it
     
  17. Dick Gozinya

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    :spit: Stop it! :hilarious:
     
  18. Dick Gozinya

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    Hey shiv... ya gonna get the dog?
     
  19. GHP

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    You're in the on deck circle
     
  20. Shivvy

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    We go get him tomorrow around 3