Entertainment The Complete Hanzi Call & Stern Meltdown

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  1. Vinegarette

    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    Howard is a truly sick man. I almost feel bad for him.

    Nah, just kidding. He deserves his misery because he creates it.
     
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    the only reason Howard kept having Hanzi on was to thwart Artie's use of Hanzi on his previous radio show and current podcast
     
  4. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    No way Hanzi blind sided Howard with that subject, Howard wanted to go into that rant.

    Also interesting that Howard said he hasn't been a common man for 17 years, the same time he left his wife and family for a life of starfucking and beautiful soup.
     
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    He doesn't live in his parents basement...

    Actually he might as well....shut in that has people waiting on him and insulating him from the world.

    Hanzi lives with his dad and mom...

    Hanzi's dad and mom don't hang welcome home balloons for a blind cat.

    Howard wants the guy driving the truck (the common man BTW) not to get out of the car listening to the show...

    The only interesting thing today was what Hanzi brought to the show...

    I don't care...I don't give a f***...I ignore it

    Yet he doesn't want people complaining about him in the press...


    Hanzi wins...

    Imagine being that wealthy and with his power and yet that weak as a person...pathetic.
     
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    "You've lived long enough to become Don Imus now."

    That really touched a nerve
     
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    I welcome you to leave
    You would do me a favor if you would stop listening to me....
    He signed a deal with another platform that expects him to do more live shows and the thought of that impending work is crushing him right now. That's why he needed his physcologist to make the decision and why his long term doctor took a well timed vacation
     
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    He's not interested in repeating material from the past, that's all he does
     
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    Ain't it grand!?!!
     
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    wow his teeth are really working against him in this clip
     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    obviously this was set up.
    if an unplanned caller somehow gets through and blasts him with a question/accusation like that, we would never hear a majority of it.
    he'd dump the shit out of the call.
    He pretty much had to take a call like this today. Artie & Stuttering john are big names in his ex circle, and the things they said would have to be acknowledged.
    But he did it the safe way. instead of playing a recording of their show and confronting exactly everything they said, he made someone else repeat bits and pieces of it.
     
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    Fred showing that Howard is as ridiculous as Robin in his pontifications

    love the Yoko Ono clip he played
     
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    Be fair...he also interviews bigger celebs now!

    Interviewing celebs is very cutting edge...very original....never been done before!
     
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    All good points, the one that made me laugh was the "I don't give a fuck...I ignore it"

    Didn't he spend a segment a couple weeks ago ranting at some obscure media person in North Dakota because she thought choosing him to speak at Aniston's wedding was a strange choice.
     
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    Right I think he knew Hanzi was going to raise this topic and chose to take Hanzi's call because he could safely dismiss the established crazy man that lives in his parents' basement.
    But I don't think he was read for Hanzi's sharp 'You've become Don Imus' comment
     
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    exactly
    Or the Knicks guy who was good heartedly busting his balls about leaving early
    Howard couldn't shut the fuck up about it, though it was no more biting than the stuff Howard used to say about his guests before they came on his show.
    Go have a street dog Howard
     
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    and he repeatedly interviews the same celebs over and over again.

    And his big celeb gets...every other Sirius Radio talk show host gets them too. Big Whoop
     
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    Howard went back to that Don Imus slight in his rant.
    "To me the show jumped the shark when Roseberg left"
     
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    He really never addressed Artie and Stuttering John other than say he was hurt. I wish Hanzi asked him about how Stuttering John was afraid to tell Howard that he was interviewing for the Tonight Show job because he tanked someone else on the show's chances of getting an outside gig.
     
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    MFBs accent is the vocal representation of a back alley abortion.