The Confessional Booth

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Wing, Dec 27, 2010.

  1. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Here at the confessional booth, you may confess your sins and relieve your soul of its burdens
    :pray:

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    I will start.

    I confess its been a month since I shaved my vajay.
     
  2. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    i never made to my parents grave site this holiday season
     
  3. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    I confess it's been 3 months since I shaved your vajayjay.
     
  4. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I confess that Wing has a Nappy Dugout.
     
  5. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    I confessed this a while ago, but I'm reposting as I don't think I've done anything lower.

     
  6. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member

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    I confess that I'm a a worthless drunk that some how still finds success.
     
  7. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    I vote Wing for Unkempt Vajayjay Of The Month.
     
  8. TYSON

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    I jacked off at church once.
    I swear it was only 1 time. Still can't believe I actually did that.
    I was maybe 15 or 16 at the time.
     
  9. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    :lol:
     
  10. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    I confess I have a nappy dugout because eliasbboy is lazy about shaving my bajingo.

    I confess there is no way you can be worthless if you find success.

    I also confess that I will now start drinking.
     
  11. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Pics or GTFO, Wing Ding.
     
  12. TYSON

    TYSON New Member VIP

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    I'm also gay for monk. True story.
     
  13. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Here's a pic for you, MONK:
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  14. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    i'm right-handed, but i primarily masturbate with my left hand.
     
  15. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member

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    I'm so drunk right now I'm gonna puke....
     
  16. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Hi Wing!!
     
  17. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    :rolleye:

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  18. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Careful with the Jesus pics, Wing. You might make Tyson jizz in his pants.
     
  19. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Tyson is a fag :jj:
     
  20. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Just send me one. I promise not to take it to Church. :c