The Craziest Thing You Ever Saw?

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  1. Mr. Potato Head

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    What's the craziest thing you ever saw? :dontknow: It could be anything from a UFO, a shark attack, or a simple freak of nature.

    The other day, I saw three blaecks sitting together on a plane and they were quiet!
     
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    UFO :facepalm:
     
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    HEY!! They're real damnit!!:pissed:
     
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    It's REALLY rare in a movie theater. :c
     
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    I mean I did see a UFO. I don't talk about it much because it makes me sound crazy.

    The account was chronicled in a past thread.
     
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    Ok, I'll mention my weird sightings as they occur to me.

    One time I was fishing with a buddy out in my boat right off the Tennessee River. We started hearing this great big bird...I remember thinking it was an eagle...squawking and flapping around trying to get away from something pulling it into the water. Eventually, whatever it was pulled that bird all the way under. We were like this :eek: in total silence, until my buddy said..."Goddamn, must have been an awful big bass."

    He was kidding of course. That wasn't a bass. Dunno what it was. We get a little too cold for gators, but I guess you never know. :dontknow:
     
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    Also, I swear there's a ghost cat or small dog that runs around the back house at my place. Once, it appeared so vividly that I stopped playing drums and chased it downstairs. True story. It has appeared multiple times.
     
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    :scared:
     
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    I'm the only one contributing. Just call this thread "Vyb is Crazy."
     
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    My place was built in 1900. There's no telling what all has happened there in 111 years.
     
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    Oh, I also saw a dude with Down Syndrome beating himself off and screaming in the middle of a public washroom.
    A true :echick: moment.
     
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    I've seen tons of voodoo stuff :eek:
     
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    That's not so bad. :dontknow: How do YOU do it?
     
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    :munch:
     
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    "Hey buddy! Need a hand?!" :c
     
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    and!?!?
     
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    Fittingly, this happened in the city of Peterborough.
     
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    Well there's two kinds of voodoo. One is the hocus-pocus kind where they get naked and smoke cigars and drink and spit rum around a fire, chanting and all that. I don't really believe in that......much :eek:

    Then there's the kind where they basically poison you, and I do believe in that. They feed you stuff or sprinkle it around your house so it gets on you, that does what they want to you. For example:

    I went to school with Molivia and Benrick. Then I got married and moved away, but we always came back to the island once or twice a year to visit. Benrick was a playa but Molivia loved him. She wasn't up to snuff so she voodood his ass lol. She made him a real life zombie (understand SHE didn't do it, she just fed him the stuff she paid a witch doctor for). Anyway, one time we came down and went to her restaurant, and Benrick was there working for her (and being her "man"), after he was voodood. He went from this major playa, big, outgoing, loud, fun tough guy to a meek, shuffling step n fetchit negro, doing her bidding. He picked up the plates and washed the dishes, always kept his head down and eyes lowered, mumbled stuff like "Yes'm" and "No ma'am," didn't speak to anyone but her.....it was weird as fuck yo.

    His family had to take him to Belize to get him cured by another witch doctor, but he's never been the same. He's super low key and still kinda goofy. His hair is all white and he pretty much keeps to himself. They're both still here :weird:
     
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    A lot of USO's in Canuck land. Especiially off Nova Scotia

    Maybe your wife was abducted and replaced with an alien
     
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    Pieces are fitting together. :bigthink