the creepiest thing happened today (mexican lady related)

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    she gave me a smalled braided lock of her hair tied at each end with a white bow. it was in a little white jewelry box.

    is this some santaria thing or something? i don't get it, i'm kind a grossed oot, an i'm freaked oot. :facepalm:
     
  2. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    Piledrive. It's your only way oot.
     
  3. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    whoa you are fucked my friend
     
  4. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    You will feel sharp, stabbing pains in your balls tonight.

    VooDoo has ensued.
     
  5. Porn Stache

    Porn Stache Active Member

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    Your heart is going to be cut out of your still living body soon, bro.
     
  6. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    mean as long as you own it her spirit will own yours.
     
  7. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    It's a Mexican message.

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  8. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    In Italy a couple of years back the maid of an Italian movie star was boiling her panties in his soup when she would prepare a meal. She was in love with him and she was a gypsy and thought it would put him under her control.
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Was it her cunt hair?
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Soiled panties too.
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i don't like this one bit. she kept asking me if she was my "novia."

    great show.
     
  12. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    ....and?
     
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    A chicken named Dinkus had its throat sit under the moonlight tonight. :coffee:
     
  14. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    That's fucking gross.
     
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    you're supposed to eat it. Then when you shit out the bows you give it back to her
     
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    :jj: reps
     
  17. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    on a positive note, she's going oot of town on vacation with her hubby tonight for the next week at a medical comference, so she's oot of my hair for a while. that's why she gave me the lock of her hair -- to remember her while she's gone. she wanted something of mine like a handkerchief with some cologne on it so she could smell me. i was all like "i'm 28, wtf do i need a handkerchief for?"
     
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    Santeria is no joke
     
  19. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    it's so scary an creepy, nerdy! for realzies.
     
  20. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    lol