The Current State Of Howard's Marriage

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, Aug 3, 2012.

  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    The two of them seem to have moved to a married but seperate relationship. Last week she went to Lake Erie by herself, Howard mentioned this week that he'd been "alone for the last three nights" so she must have stayed in the Hampton's to party. She's been photographed "grieving" at Polo matches and shopping events and the NYPost has her lunching with Katie Lee this week. Howard is nowhere to be seen at any of this. She really is a model, she poses for Howard's photoshop nightmares and disappears when the session ends.

    Wiggy, the joke is on you:

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  2. dexterdog

    dexterdog Well-Known Member

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    Yeah not to mention how often The Pelican bores us with his home-alone-watching-baysitter-porn-jerking-off-in-a-tissue stories. The guy apparently beats off more than he bangs his "hot" wife... what's up with that??
     
  3. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    Beth does so many things Howard claimed he wouldn't tolerate - poses for intimate photos with other men, has male friends on Twitter, spends a lot of time away from him. When other married women did things like this he always said it was a sign their relationships were failing.
     
  4. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    It's a marriage of convienence.
     
  5. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    It's a slow build
     
  6. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    its a legally binding contract...:coffee:
     
  7. FSFN

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    That's why I can't wait for the contract to be finally up, this place will be a mad house.
     
  8. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    the cracks are showing.
     
  9. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Botox cracks? :dontknow:
     
  10. guruhugz

    guruhugz Well-Known Member

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    Beth found a rich retard to scam out of millions. The marriage will be over after seven years and Beth will be thirty million dollars richer. Wiggy better pay up or Beth will humiliate wiggy in court.
     
  11. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    I don't care. I just want the bitch to stfu and go away.
     
  12. PI Nate

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    unless he wants the secret of the wig getting out, he'll pay whatever she wants...
     
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    What's to keep her there (with Howard) really. Howard working be it radio (hardly) or AGT, doesn't like to socialize too much (although he has improved somewhat in that area), they have no kids together; pets yes, but that's different, he's older and "settled", she's younger and there is really nothing that is pressing that she needs to stay...except Howard's ego and that gets old.
     
  14. Pigsaw

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    She must have past a hurdle in the pre-nup.:whythelongface?:
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :pray:

    :cmon:
     
  17. JDDaBadAhz

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    Howard's now and old man, time to be put out to pasture. Beth's a fucking idiot.
     
  18. Sternac

    Sternac HALs Pal

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    Because of her gargantuan feet, I think the Wigmaster's ass can no longer take her large penis.
    [video=youtube;9ieXFCbEzWE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ieXFCbEzWE[/video]
     
  19. DearLawd

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    Maybe she's finally figured out that Howard can't buy the career she wants....so there's no longer any need to stay by his side 24/7 to please him.

    Remember all of his stories about how he found the woman that wanted to be nowhere else but with him? Wanted to live his schedule.....couldn't BREATHE without him? ....and he thought KathyLeeGifford was obnoxious about her perfect marriage. Did anyone else notice how when he talks about his reconciliation with Kathy Lee, he completely forgets "WHY" he goofed on her?

    I'm all about freedom to be yourself in a marriage, but even I think the amount of time they are away from each other is ridiculous.....unless he appreciates that she is maintaining some famous friendships while he's in the City.

    As far as his photography and tweeting half naked pictures of his wife? All I see is LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I got a trophy wife! Congratueffinglations....Howard.
     
  20. Joe Bauers

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    It's a work in progress,