WTF The Cyber Begging Continues....

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  1. Tickle Shits

    Tickle Shits Special Needs Typist. Gold

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    Looks like I was right... mommy did spend all of her food money on lottery tickets...


    https://www.yahoo.com/music/powerball-reimbursement-fund-page-created-235504618.html




    A Powerball Reimbursement Go Fund Me Page Has Been Created

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    User Cinnamon Nicole alleges to have spent all her money on lottery tickets with the assumption she'd win the $1.6 billion jackpot, but is now asking for help.
    A woman by the name of Cinnamon Nicole from Cordova, TN has raised a little more than $800 in seven hours via her Powerball Reimbursement Go Fund Me page.

    Nicole alleges to have spent all of her money on purchasing tickets with the assumption she would win the $1.6 billion jackpot, but soon realized the winning tickets were sold in Los Angeles, Florida and Tennessee suburbs.

    Despite the chances of anyone winning the jackpot being 1 in 292.2 million, Nicole still decided to go big, and unfortunately now can’t go home because she allegedly doesn’t have any money.



    Please help me and my family as we have exausted all of our funds. We spent all of our money on lottery tickets (expecting to win the 1.5 billion) and are now in dire need of cash. With your small donation of at least $1.00, a like and one share, I’m certain that we will be able to pick ourselves up from the trenches of this lost and spend another fortune trying to hit it big again! PLEASE, won’t you help a family in need. DONATE NOW.



    For your charitable donations, Nicole promises to make you her #MCM or #WCW. Yet, despite the gall of the Go Fund Me Page, some users simply weren’t in support of her attempts.

    Sonya Hagans quoted new viral internet star, Michelle Dobyne and wrote “Not tuhday” while Kenyatta Gibson was a bit more spirited in her response.

    “Guuuuuuuuuuurl…….I ‘SWEATERGAAAAAWD’ if I see one person give you one rusty copper penny I will spend ten times what you spent on lottery tickets on PLANE tickets to fly to their humble abode so spoiled in riches that they can afford to make it rain on Sweet Brown like ratchet humans such as you who choose to spend their cash on Remy, Flaming Hot Cheetos, VOSS Water and Powerball , and commence to kicking every single one of their asses!!!”

    Can you really be mad at her for trying?
     
  2. stanggirl

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    It's that easy to get free money? I'm doing something wrong
     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    i weep for the future.
     
  4. Shivvy

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    the next generation and beyond are so fucked. everyone just wants a fucking handout
     
  6. Turkeyneck

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    her chances of winning the lotto were still better than gambling on a Sirius subscription expecting some laughs.
     
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    That's a dude right?
     
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    she should go to college
     
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    My advice to "Cinnamon Nicole" is to put those DSL's to use and she'll never have to worry about getting lotto moneys again.
     
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    Get a fucking job
     
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    I hope the IRS starts cracking down on this. Imagine if she got $800 which counts as income.. She'll obviously not file it. Goes unpaid for a few years, then get hit with penalties and interest... :funny:
     
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    "Cinnamon Nicole" better get back to the gentlemen's club.
     
  14. Shivvy

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    oh and would hit :grad:
     
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    I go to the top school in pa and can barely afford anything. That is probably too legit for a gofundme
     
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    If I give her money, can I write it off since I am donating to the mentally challenged?
     
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    Go Fund Me page has been removed.
     
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    Unbelievable.
     
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    should have just put the entire amount on the Cardinals -7 this weekend
     
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    Sad thing is, I'm sure she's not alone in spending money you can't afford to lose on lottery tickets.