Stern Show the Daily Caller on "Howard Stern’s Epic Gun Rant"

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  1. the G-man

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    Howard Stern’s Epic Gun Rant: The Wolves Are Attacking, And The Sheep Are Disarming!

    During “The Howard Stern Show” Wednesday, the radio host used an analogy concerning sheep, sheepdogs, and wolves to explain why disarming the American public is a bad idea.

    “I’m so upset about Orlando and what went down, but I can’t believe these people who come out afterwards and their answer to Orlando is to take away guns from the public,” Stern said. “It’s fucking mind-blowing to me.”

    “The military — and they don’t mean it in a derogatory way — but they look at the public as sheep,” he said. “And we are sheep. Most of us sit around all day and we don’t know how to defend ourselves. We basically think everything’s okay.”

    “Except the wolves — the bad guys, ISIS, or terrorists, homegrown or otherwise — their wolves. The military and police look at themselves as sheepdogs. They’re warriors, but on the good side.”

    “The terrorist all have AR-15s, they have glocks, they have every kind of pistol.”

    “Now what if I went up to the sheep and I said, ‘You wanna have a shot at the wolves? I’m going to give you a pistol. You can actually even the playing field with these wolves whose fangs are out — you can shoot them.’ There’s not a sheepdog for every citizen.”

    “The most gun-free zone on the planet is a plane. On 9/11, what did the wolves do? They said, ‘This is great. We’ll just kill the sheep with boxcutters.’ So they went on the plane with boxcutters and all the sheep went, ‘Baaaa.'”

    “The wolves are always planning. They’ll use boxcutters. They’ll use an airplane fly it right into a building. They don’t need AR-15s.”

    “I don’t like violence — I don’t like any of this stuff — but I consider myself a sheep. Most of your politicians have private security, so they’re okay. Those are sheep that are very well protected. You, on the other hand, are a sitting duck.​

    So now Buchwald is sending out press releases to the conservative media?
     
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    I never listen. It is good that he is not a hypocrite on guns. He could be like all the celebrities and politicians that are hypocrites on gun control.
     
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    And of course that shit website ran by the textbook beta male Tucker Carlson doesnt even realize Wiggy stole it from a movie.
     
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    It was about as epic as playing the Brent campaign ad with the annoying music over and over
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    He's not wrong :dontknow:
     
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    by his logic he is a wolf and every other on air personality and whack packer are sheep...
     
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    He's right. Pity he has under 200k listening.
     
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    Tracy Little Miss Sunshine

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    They left out all the "funny" BAAAs ??? :rolleyes:
     
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    I don't necessarily disagree with Stern here, but the sheep and wolf analogy is pedantic and profoundly dangerous to a constitutional government and it's scary that a sizable branch of our government thinks of us as "sheep"
     
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    It's funny that gun control is the one issue that Howard isn't a hypocrite on
     
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    "What's he saying Robin?"
     
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    The Daily Caller? Is that the best Buchwald can do these day? Did the Akron Penny Saver bump the story to cover the breaking news of the local fire department saving a cat from a tree?
     
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    Oh I thought the daily caller was that guy Bobo
     
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    Nothing "epic" has happened on the show this decade.
     
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    Has anyone flown a plane into a building since then?​
     
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    Their? :umm:
     
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    Howie is so butch.
     
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    Yeah, but you can bet it's for the wrong reasons.
     
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    You found a typo. Wow. I guess you win the internet today, or something.
     
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