The darker side of Facebook

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by !!!kaboom!!!, Oct 21, 2015.

  1. !!!kaboom!!!

    !!!kaboom!!! Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Over the summer, I saw a police blotter post of a 26 year old woman who got into some kind of chase with the cops and other mayhem. She looked kind of dead-eyed in her police mugshot, and there was something intriguing about that. I wanted to learn more.

    I went on Facebook. She had a page, but the pertinent information was blocked from the public. I did not want to friend her from my account -- I am an upstanding member of the community -- so made a fake account and sent a friend invite. She was probably in jail and did not respond right away, but then Facebook started giving my fake account new suggestions for friends -- these people were all trash. Lots of whorey chicks, with cleavage, tats, duck faces, mirror shots. They worked in places like Walmart, gas stations, etc., if they even had jobs.

    There is this whole subculture of slutty retards on the site. I'm sure if I offered any of them $50 or some Vocodins or whatever, I could do what I wanted to them. Aside from their stupidity, dead eyes and the look of trash, they often were pretty attractive.

    Did you know that you can get the Facebook algorithm to do this if you just start with a clean account and friend somewhat attractive chicks from the police blotter?
     
  2. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Sounds excellent...full speed ahead. Don't forget your Jimmy hat!
     
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  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    amazing
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Dead eyes turn me on.
     
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  5. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    So, are you going to start raping and murdering them?
     
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  6. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    wow, you discovered that there are desperate people willing to sell their bodies for drugs and money? I had no idea these people existed
     
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    FunnyFarm2 Big Southern Dummy VIP Gold

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    This sounds like a good way to kill some time. Could be fun.
     
  8. MrPPV

    MrPPV The Shed Stopper

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    So....how do you find the police blotter of your town?
     
  9. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    @wetback

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  11. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    in ten words or less, fuck are are talking bout?
     
  12. Blackened

    Blackened Commitment to Excellence VIP

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    lol @ jimmy hat
     
  13. !!!kaboom!!!

    !!!kaboom!!! Well-Known Member Banned User

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    The cops have a Facebook page. So do the newspapers. It's kind of a public shaming that they do to the arrested. Guilty until proven innocent.
     
  14. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    Guess what being ashamed of getting arrested has done for me? It's actually prevented me from ever getting arrested
     
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    !!!kaboom!!! Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Me, too, but it's pretty brutal what people post about the accused online. Unless it's a white collar crime; then nobody cares.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    I had someone on MySpace back in the day ask me where he could buy drugs. Was that a cop? I don't even do any drugs, not even marijuana. You think I need drugs with a brain like this? Bitch please.
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    I actually want to do this. I used to get Slammer magazine each week and there were some pretty hot criminals in there sometimes.
     
  18. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    Thank you for booking my weekend for me.
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Hello zailor!:mrdracula:
     
  20. !!!kaboom!!!

    !!!kaboom!!! Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Ok, remember, like fantasy football, that first pick is important; it influences future options. I chose white, mid-20s, felony arrest. This gets the algorithm in motion.
     
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