The Dawg Boot Challenge

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  1. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    I was at the Circle K earlier today and saw this and the first thing I thought was: there has to be a story here. So I throw it to you, fine weirdos, what is the story behind this boot? the best answer wins One Million Dollars!
    The Boot.jpg
     
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  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    A drunk girl in a car, trying to turn her man on, started a mobile strip tease and whipped the boot out the window. This boot had barely hit the pavement before she was knuckle deep in herself......



    Just saying. :coffee:
     
  3. Beths Arab

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    A hooker with huge bunions was servicing the fellas in the hood out there last night and took it off for some relief and forgot it there.:dontknow:
     
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    Heather Mills was craving a Slurpee? :dontknow:
     
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  6. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    She put her contact lenses in and saw them. I'm sure there's vomit in them too. Whoever designed those should be flogged. I can just imagine the outfit those boots work with:lookatme:

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  7. Pooh bear

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    What is the circle k? :dontknow:
     
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    You would have a field day with how I dress! :bigcry:
     
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    Oh. Like 7-11?
    Edit: you Midwesteners!
     
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    YO man! WHere'd jyou see dat boot? Jyou take dat shit? Lemme know.

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  13. SomerSky

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    Can we instead discuss your casual-man slacks and shoes?o_O
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    You picked up a hooker last night and murdered her. You brought your trophy with you to the Circle K to show your good friend Mustapha, but a cop car drove by as you were headed in, so you dropped it there. Fearing retrieving it now, you photographed it for your mayhem scrapbook.
     
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    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    That's what stood out to me too. If I was putting that photo up here, I'd make damn sure my feet weren't in it.
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    I should talk. 80% of my clothes are horse related. I wear britches and field boots to the grocery store. And then there's all my hockey gear.

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    The Blob filmed in Louisiana lolz
     
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    Arnie Cunningham ?
     
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    Wrong thread.